Rosie’s A Tits Girl

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Rosie O’Donnell, the original lesbian of daytime TV, has revealed the first time she knew she was a big old dyke. Surprisingly the eye-opener wasn’t her adolescent fondness for short haircuts but the soaking wet bosom of a dark-haired brit.

Her haiku riddled blog reveals the red flag moment:

yes the deep that was it

people ask when i knew i was gay well… after watching jacqueline bisset swim and dry off there at the rko twin on jericho turnpike i was positive

such beauty she

And here we thought she only had a thing for narrow hipped spiky-haired blondes.