Sarah Palin Not Running For President. Tina Fey Practicing Michele Bachmann Impression

There’ll be at least one less nutty broad on the campaign trail: Sarah Palin has announced that after much “prayer and serious consideration,” she won’t be running for President.

Speaking to supporters, she explained:

My decision is based upon a review of what common sense Conservatives and Independents have accomplished, especially over the last year. I believe that at this time I can be more effective in a decisive role to help elect other true public servants to office – from the nation’s governors to Congressional seats and the Presidency. We need to continue to actively and aggressively help those who will stop the ‘fundamental transformation’ of our nation and instead seek the restoration of our greatness, our goodness and our constitutional republic based on the rule of law.

I will continue driving the discussion for freedom and free markets, including in the race for President where our candidates must embrace immediate action toward energy independence through domestic resource developments of conventional energy sources, along with renewables.”

This is not good news, people.