Secrets Inspire Us

Our colleague Cord Jefferson launched a “secret thread” yesterday at Mollygood. Basically, he’s implored all of his readers to submit their deepest, darkest, most disturbing secrets. Jefferson’s favorite: “When I masturbate (daily), I usually eat my pre cum. But never the jism.” Such refined tastes!

We bet you guys have some crazy secrets, so spill the beans!

Here’s one to start you off: “I have a secret crush on George W.”