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WATCH: Seth Rogen’s Gonna Lose His Bear Cred If He Keeps Slimming Down

On last night’s Conan, fuzzy cutie Seth Rogen proudly touted his status as a bear icon. Then Conan explained to the audience what a bear is—even though everyone knows already. (Seriously, our grandma called Daniel Radcliffe an “otter.”) Rogen went on to explain how he’s actually become a muse—inspiring creative bears to incorporate him in their artistic endeavors. The results are… interesting(?)

But seriously, Seth, if you lose any more weight the only group you’ll be a muse to is Jenny Craig members. Stay zaftig!