Don’t believe everything you read on Instagram.
Australian cricket star James Faulkner celebrated his birthday this week by seemingly coming out of the closet via the popular photo-sharing app.
Faulkner, who turned 29, surprised the sports world by posting a picture of him having dinner with his mom and boyfriend, Rob Jubb. He also confirmed that he and Rob have been a couple for five years.
Rob, it turns out, is not James’ boyfriend. How could everyone have gotten it so wrong?
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Could be James’ caption:
“Birthday dinner with the boyfriend…and my mother #togetherfor5years”
Here’s the “coming out post”:
In a followup post featuring James gazing softly at the viewer as if to say, “Hey you, we need to have a chat — but don’t worry, nothing’s wrong,” he clarifies the mishap:
“There seems to be a misunderstanding about my post from last night, I am not gay, however it has been fantastic to see the support from and for the LBGT community. Let’s never forget love is love, however @robjubbsta is just a great friend. Last night marked five years of being house mates! Good on everyone for being so supportive.”
Ahh, five years of being housemates, and not in the way that your mom has an uncle who’s had the same “housemate” for the past 33 years.
Here’s the update:
Either way, we’re proud of James for living his true, authentic self, and it’s nice to know he’s a queer ally.
Dan Tracer is a queer writer, noisemaker, and amateur astral projector. Find him on Instagram.
iamru2
Lol! “Media mishap” that’s an understatement!
Terrycloth
Let’s see..what day is it ? I bet there’s a new story in a couple days…oh pleasr
RIGay
Eye roll.
Mack
His handlers told him it was a mistake to come out, so he went back in.
fur_hunter
Mack….Could you do me a favor? This is fur_hunter and I made a posting on here but it says it is waiting moderation. Do you see my post on here? Could you let me know? Thanks. I’ll look for your response soon…….Thornton
Brian
Waiting meditation means it’s forever in limbo. If you get that message try to figure out the no no word, alter it and repost it.
Brian
*moderation
fur_hunter
Brian…..Thank you. So obviously you cannot see my post above. One reason I like JoeMyGod website as I can say whatever the hell I want to there……..Thornton
fur_hunter
Brian…….Normally, to avoid getting blocked, I use s $ for an S, a * for a U, a ! for an i , a @ for an A, and an 8 for a B, when I spell out words. I guess they have caught on here…….Thornton
Brian
I’ve had a few moderated comments where I couldn’t even figure out what word triggered it. I usually just add an extra letter somewhere in the word or toss in a few asterisks.
fur_hunter
Brian….Thanks again. I hope you check out the JoeMyGod website. They cover virtually all the same stories related to the gay community as most gay-oriented websites. Will look for you there……..Thornton
Mr._Beauregard
Poor guy. I think that first initial post was a test run to see how many fans of his actually support him as a person. smh
osote_tex
OMG are you sure this story isn’t really about Aaron Carter? Thank u, next?
imhensley
When I saw the actual post yesterday the part, (best mates!!!), it read to me like the guy was his friend. LIke he was calling him a boyfriend in the way that straight girls have “girlfriends.”
Brian
Except straight guys never use that word in that way. Maybe “boys” or “guy friends” but not “boyfriend”.
ATLSWIMMAN8
He’s a c&ck-teasing attention-seeking troll. No straight guy ever calls their male best friend, ‘housemate’ or best buddy a ‘boyfriend’.
d3clark
Hmmm, Faulkner, as a cricket star, presumably makes enough money that he doesn’t need to split expenses with a housemate. So why have one? So he can style your hair? Coordinate your wardrobe? Massage those aching muscles? I would imagine that other rugby stars who have housemates have the opposite-sex kind, maybe with a kid or two thrown in.
Brian
Some people like having someone to live with, especially if they have a job that requires a lot of travel, so that doesn’t necessarily mean anything. Of course, they don’t call the housemate a boyfriend.
wvrnsson
I didn’t realize “boyfriend” and “housemate” were the same thing and then why doesn’t either of them have a significant other if they aren’t a couple themselves. SMH
tjr101
How do you know they don’t have significant others?
startenout
Ah, he made a poorly punctuated joke. I think quotation marks would have made it clearer: dinner with my mum and “boyfriend” (best mate). Either way, who cares about cricket, he’s cute.
ShiningSex
GAY GAY GAY!!! Just wants to backtrack now.
Donston
He clearly knew what he was doing with the whole “boyfriend”, “5yearstogether” stuff and editing the post to include “best mate” later on. He was definitely suggesting that they were a couple. Ultimately, if it was a poorly executed joke then oh well. It’s really not that big of deal. And this is a cricket player we’re getting huffy about.
TimothyBeauchamp
Not buying it. Sorry… he and his “housemate” set my gaydar off with a five alarmer. Gay… get used to it.
WindsorOntario
So would gay men jump to insist someone from, say, ‘600 Pound Life’ was gay? Or do we only care when they look like this guy?
STAMBOUL
Remember that guy a while back who didn’t “like mens no more.” He wasn’t exactly a looker and that story got a lot of comments, I think.
OzJosh
I thought Faulkner was an idiot, but then I read the posts on here and realised he’s not half as idiotic as some. It was clearly an attempt at blokey Aussie humour – the “boyfriend” should have been in inverted commas – but Faulkner wasn’t even smart enough to get that right. But then cricketers are not known for their brains, as recent cheating scandals in the sport make clear. That said, the notion that he came out, then rushed back into the closet at the terrifying prospect of universal support and praise does take idiotic to new levels.
shanfrina
… Oh, Mary!?! Get REAL!!! LOL!!!
baal61
I never cared either way.
Theweatherman
I thought it was going to turn out to be Mom’s BF. LOL
sweetnovember
Same here. I understood that he, his mom and her boyfriend are having dinner
djmcgamester
He was likely joking and specifically added “best mate” in the caption. That means best friend.
Ronbo
Will the conspiracy queerists please lay off the nonsense?
It seems that it’s always the same small, nasty people who use Queerty to broadcast their emotional lability and malformed theories.
Stay calm and carry on.
Josh447
Just a teaser. They’ll be doing it again is my bet. Then they’ll announce wedding plans.
Squeak
I thought the celebratory announcement of “together 5 years” rather unusual for housemate status. Does one send flowers on anniversaries?
Tombear
Huh?