Study Confirms Social Conservatives Are Less Douchey When Entering College

Even if members of the incoming college freshman class describe themselves as “far right,” some 24 percent of them walk on to campus supporting same-sex marriage, compared to just 14 percent of America’s conservative Republicans as a whole, according to new data from the Higher Education Research Institute at the University of California at Los Angeles. Moreover, the freshman female-male ratio of support stood at 72-57; nationally, that rate is 43-34, according to a Pew survey.

The findings confirm freshman will believe anything.