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Who is scarier: George Michael behind the wheel of a car, or an angry Naomi Campbell holding a cell phone?


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  • Ridwah

    George is sloppy, but Naomi is just evil.

  • Weston

    While I think that anyone behind a carwheel is dangerous, I’d have to say that Naomi Campbell holding a cell phone is more frightening. I would not want to come across that bitch anytime of day with any type of object in her hand whether it be a marshmellow, banana, and most definitely any type of electronic appliance.

  • Ryan

    I was going to say George Michael, just because you can’t help but be scared while looking into those “deer in the headlights” eyes.

  • The Ghost of Dorothy Gale

    Are you sure that’s George Michael?? ‘Cause that sure looks just like Slo Motion Shorty, the thousand-year-old ingénue that hangs out under the expressay overpass down the street from me: Same toothless maw, same stubby whiskers, same scraggly eyebrows, same startled expression that pulls the loose skin taut over that ancient skull — no doubt practiced in a mirror for days on end for just this sort of photo op. I can almost smell his urine-soaked boxer-briefs though my broadband connection. What a fabulously different take on a Judy Garland impersonation.

  • Navarchus

    How about George, fucked up with a cell-phone in his hand, driving a sweaty Naomi Campbell?

    Ew. I just grossed myself out.

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