TURNING TABLES

Testing The Theory That Adele’s “Hello” Lyrics Make The Perfect Drunk Texts To An Ex

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By now the world has amply rejoiced Adele’s return to her heartbreakingly soulful ways, but at least one person had yet to be greeted with a “Hello.”

Mary Caldarella decided to exploit that fact, banking that her ex-boyfriend Matt hadn’t yet heard the wistful ballad.

She began texting him the lyrics as if they were her own thoughts. The conversation that ensued is a little bit sad and a lot of bit hilarious.

Caldarella shared the conversation on Twitter:

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That Mary Caldarella is nothing if not ruthless, but then again, who knows what Matt might’ve done to deserve it?

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