on parade

The 5 Things London Pride Is Doing to Outshine Your City

They keep the crazies penned up

A lot of local Prides employ police to keep the anti-gay religious nuts from pissing on our parades — and sometimes not even that — but only the London bobbies cage all the whack jobs in one small area so they can enjoy the parade while being mocked by its many participants. That way the haters can only spread their message of bigoted intolerance to a single street corner and we can take pictures of us mooning them or making out next to their vague, hard-to-read signs condemning queer love. Who are the caged animals now?