Holiday Queens

The Five Gayest Things That Happened This Thanksgiving

1. I Explained What Santorum Is To Aunt Judy, Because GLAAD Told Me To

Pretty gay, huh? I decided to keep it real with Aunt Betty when she brought up her love of anti-gay Senator Rick Santorum, and asked her to Google Santorum. It’s always good to expand your relatives’ horizons during the holidays! Tell us your gay Thanksgiving stories in the comments. Here’s one from Mattew Rush—who retired from porn for love, only to get quickly dumped—to get you inspired.

 

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