The Homoerotic Heineken Ad That Bursts With … Enthusiasm

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These four model types can sing about loving ladies all they want, but unbeknownst to them Heineken created a terrifically gay Dutch ad for cider brand Jillz. Which sounds like “jizz.” Which is exactly what the clip of the bursting bottles intones. Drink up.

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  • Pragmatist

    That’s great. There’s no place anywhere quite like the Netherlands. :-)

  • hardmannyc

    Reminds me of those great AllWorldsVideos of the Hungarian guys who always danced in a disco before the next shot of a hotel room orgy. BTW, worst lipsynching ever.

  • Ali

    This is possibly the gayest ad I have ever seen. Love it.

  • OMG

    I don’t say it often (cause there’s no reason for it), but today, I’m proud to be Dutch… Geweldig!

  • gurlene

    @Ali: Not only did I love it but I think a boycott of every major beer maker/seller in the US should be launched to remind those a-holes of not only gay-buying power but also we would like to see a commerical or two on national TV and not just an ocassional one or two on LOGO, which is a channel STILL not available across the country.

    Hell look at it this way. The christian right would no doubt rally the masses and demand that the “sinners” in their ranks stop buying the beer and of course to counter that we (gays) would buy even more to show them we can make up the slack.

    In a few months, when the beer companies cave in and stop the add they get their regulars back and the profits never really change one way or the other but the publicity alone was worth it.

    The christian right will lose out because their “sinners” could then go back to “listening to the devil” and drink each other under the table at the bars and holiday bashes with money they will no longer be getting.

    Yes folks, we could ALL seem some sort of victory out of a boycott of the beer companies.

  • sal

    thats cheezy

  • Tallskin

    Pfff, can I just say that I find this utterly disgusting.

    All that exposed male flesh, all that having a good time.

    I shall have to go and lie down………..

  • Chip

    The Dutch, once again. And have a look at this:


  • Chip

    Damn, sorry, you can’t access that. I’ll try to figure out a way–it’s just a great pic. (Japhy, can I send it to you?)

  • Adam

    wow… that was amazingly cheezy. I loved it.

  • DavidW

    How bout “Sinners” beer?

  • alan brickman

    WHERE’S THE GAY AGAIN IN THIS VIDEO??…..just because the guys are taking their shirts off, or singing and dancing doesn’t mean gay…in every other country, this is just considered macho…

  • Pragmatist

    @alan brickman: I don’t think it’s the fact that the guys are singing and dancing per se. I think it’s more the fact that they’re looking each other up and down, and in some cases touching each other, and play around for 90% of the ad without a female present. :-)

  • RM

    @Pragmatist: Also, straight beers don’t ejaculate on their own.

  • Michael


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