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The Way World Net Daily Describes Gay Sex Is HOT!

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The gay sex scene in Dragon Age: Origins — which Queerty told you about last month but now the rest of the world seems to be catching on — has finally grabbed the attention of World Net Daily, America’s favorite children’s bedtime story. Luckily, there is a warning about what you’re about to see: “An image in this story may be objectionable to some readers.”

The way WND, the homepage for bigots and their pets, describes gay sex is, frankly, a must read.

In one video clip posted online, a player selects the role-playing option, “I want to discuss something personal.”

During a fireside chat, the player’s Grey Warden character asks warrior elf Zevran, “Can you join me in my tent?”

The elf reveals he specializes in assassination, and the other character replies, “I bet you’re good at a lot of things.”

The elf responds, “Mmmm, that’s quite an offer, especially coming from another man – if we are both speaking of the same thing.”

If the player selects the response, “I suspect we are,” the elf agrees to have homosexual sex with the character.

The video cuts to a scene in which the two men are dirty, naked and kissing. They are depicted in various homosexual sex positions, and the clip concludes with the two nestling together and gazing into one another’s eyes.

[…] In another YouTube clip of a role-playing scene, a young boy possessed by a demon declares, “You’ll never win! You’ll never take him! He’s mine!”

The child is slain, and a female demon with horns and a tail emerges from his corpse.

Beautifully written.