The gay sex scene in Dragon Age: Origins — which Queerty told you about last month but now the rest of the world seems to be catching on — has finally grabbed the attention of World Net Daily, America’s favorite children’s bedtime story. Luckily, there is a warning about what you’re about to see: “An image in this story may be objectionable to some readers.”
The way WND, the homepage for bigots and their pets, describes gay sex is, frankly, a must read.
In one video clip posted online, a player selects the role-playing option, “I want to discuss something personal.”
During a fireside chat, the player’s Grey Warden character asks warrior elf Zevran, “Can you join me in my tent?”
The elf reveals he specializes in assassination, and the other character replies, “I bet you’re good at a lot of things.”
The elf responds, “Mmmm, that’s quite an offer, especially coming from another man – if we are both speaking of the same thing.”
If the player selects the response, “I suspect we are,” the elf agrees to have homosexual sex with the character.
The video cuts to a scene in which the two men are dirty, naked and kissing. They are depicted in various homosexual sex positions, and the clip concludes with the two nestling together and gazing into one another’s eyes.
[…] In another YouTube clip of a role-playing scene, a young boy possessed by a demon declares, “You’ll never win! You’ll never take him! He’s mine!”
The child is slain, and a female demon with horns and a tail emerges from his corpse.
Beautifully written.
Erick
Dirty, naked and kissing! Wow that sounds hot! I gotta watch that clip again to learn those homosexual sex positions. LOL!
Synnerman
Time to play through this again with a dwarf.
Dave
I think this would have read better with this ending:
“The child is slain, and a female demon with horns and a tail called Mags Gallagher emerges from his corpse.”
Reynvaan
Of course they conveniently neglect to mention that not only is the kid’s possession depicted as a decidedly bad thing, but there is also a way to free him without hurting him if the player makes the right dialogue choices. WND make it seem like the game’s developers gleefully force players to stab the kid with one hand while pleasuring an elf with the other.
REBELcomx
That would have been much sexier if the elf didn’t sound like that goddamn Antonio Banderas BEE from those friggin Nasonex commercials.
Daniel
Rightwing sites write about gay issues because the writers are horny about gayness. Masculine straight guys have to hold back when fooling around with girls out of fear the fragile females will freak out, while masculine gay guys can go at it without having to refrain from enjoying the rough side of passionate sex since their male partner will not be shocked or freak out.
Rainfish
You just know the trolls at Weird Nut Daily were madly diddling themselves while writing that “review”.