These Jerks Gave Away the Secrets to the Radical Homoseual Activist Agenda!

With so many marchers in D.C. over the weekend, we knew someone would violate Section 7, Clause E of his Gay Card contract and reveal the secrets of the radical gay agenda. The muckrakers at The Daily Show fooled whole scores of homosexuals into thinking they were fellow operatives, persuading them to reveal why we’re so insistent on this “equality” thing. Blimey!

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  • KyleR

    LMAO!!! OMG!! I love his show!! It’s always a nice serving of AWESOME!

  • Steve

    We should have bumper stickers made, saying something like:

    The Gay Agenda:
    1. Equal Rights

  • Fitz

    Steve- great idea. Do it! Avery sells sticker paper, and I will bet that you have access to a printer.

  • Mike in MO

    that reminds me, I love Queerty’s tag line.

  • what

    not to be a grammer naztsi

  • Aaron

    The Daily Show keeps me sane.

  • Jake

    This is hilarious!

  • me

    Aaron: you nailed it. The sole purpose of the main stream media is to make the whole country go insane. The Daily Show throws a wrench into the great insanity machine (almost) daily.

  • Distingué Traces

    I have to say the biggest joke here is the humorlessness of most the interviewees.

  • So Yo

    @ Distingué Traces: I agree! It always amazes me how they find the people that just don’t get the joke

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