The Warwick Rowers have returned to give us a summer sweat and make us look forward to all that 2016 has to offer.
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The famously nude Brits released some advance shots and a promo video for their upcoming calendar tease, and its filled with more hot pale cakes than we know what to do with.
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How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
Grab a paddle and start rowing:
Watch the video below (NSFW):
Warwick Rowers 2016 Crowdfunder from Low Fat Media on Vimeo.
Cagnazzo82
I may be in the minority here but this stuff (read: creative nudity) is hotter to me than actual porn.
That goes double when all the guys are equally gorgeous.
I’m not ashamed to admit these are types of videos I save when if/when have to reinstall my OS.
Bill Mountrey
Love these guys’ oars….
ingyaom
Are they raising money for charity, or to take the whole team on vacation to Spain and N. America? Seems like a bit of a waste.
Billy Budd
I am sure I can “manipulate” their oars and help them raise them and keep them UP for a very long time.
Billy Budd
Lovely boys. Handsome kids. Anyone would feel attracted to these guys.
spiffy
So is it more important to be good-looking or a good rower to get on this team?
Billy Budd
@spiffy: What a silly question. They are cutegood-looking exactly BECAUSE they are good rowers. They are athletes and athletes tend to be more beautiful than mere mortals.
Morgan S. Trouillet
Chris, roar
Mack
I would love to be the one putting the hand prints on. Those are hot bodies.
Cagnazzo82
@spiffy: What Billy said.
Being a dedicated athlete gives you the body by default.
Then of course if you ever happen to find yourself taking a nude photoshoot… well, then you already look as amazing as these guys.
Kieran
Now if this was the trailer from ‘Stonewall’ I’d say the protestors have a point.
Matthew Paul Dumas-Bowden
Are any of them actually gay?
VampDC
Lol…they pretend like they’re doing it to fight homophobia and have this female blonde interviewer flirting with them naked…yeah okay…pass.
Kieran
@Matthew Paul Dumas-Bowden: Are any of them not gay?
Sheldon Siegel
The guy in the middle isn’t using his hands.ð???
Kangol
@Matthew Paul Dumas-Bowden: Who knows. Maybe one will come out and Queerty will cover it.
Meanwhile, an MLB baseball player came out days ago and even the sometimes hom0phobic New York Times has picked up the story, down to covering how statistically significant his coming out is, yet Queerty strangely will not touch it.
Maybe if he were a white elite sport athlete in Andrew Christian briefs they would? It sounds like a potential endorsement deal for David Denson to me!
SportGuy
@Kangol: Well sadly it is to be expected that if they aren’t white that this site does not care.
Creamsicle
Rowers can be pretty hot, but they socialize like a fucking cult. At least the ones at UCSB do. I have a few friends who are on the crew team and even they admit that it’s kind of insular. They are hot though. I’ve attended a few movie nights where I was not at all following the film.
JB
Meh…I’d rather watch porn so I can see actual genitalia and sex. This teasing type of stuff is suited more to middle-aged housewives who are bored of their husbands.
jantheman4903
as far as looks..well take a look at some hollywood stars plus or minus 40lb. a great physique already gives u an advantage and also means your face is thinned out/angular. i find it erotic fun..