True Blood Recap Roulette: The Hunt for Russell and Decent Dialogue

Anyone can just spell out what happened on last night’s episode of True BloodIn fact, you can’t swing a dead shapeshifter without hitting someone’s recaps.

So every week this season, Queerty contributor Jason Sweeten is going to give us a different spin on the previous night’s episode: it might be a screenshot slideshow, a sock-puppet re-enactment, or even some Kabuki theater. (If we can just get the budget approved). He might not always succeed, but at least it won’t be boring.

This week: Charts and Graphs!











And finally, something that impacts all of us. And by all of us, I mean me:

Jason Sweeten is a contributing writer (and graph maker!) for Queerty. And yes, he realizes that he included a table. Photo: John P. Johnson/HBO