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Underwear Gods Battle Gay Porn Stars In Andrew Christian’s Gripping New Fight Sequence

Angels vs Demons Trailer.mp4.Still017Underwear marketing extraordinaire Andrew Christian has gone biblical in his latest video, pitting good “white winged” angels against evil “black winged” angels in a fight to the death because for some reason, love between white angels and black angels is “forbidden” and they need to fight about it.

Angels vs. Demons probably had the largest budget of any AC underwear ad to date, thanks to the stunning special effects that set the wings of underwear models ablaze, pour white light from their open wounds and digitally remove their eyes during battle for reasons unknown.

It stars Andrew Christian himself, gay porn star Topher DiMaggio, Jake Houser, Murray Swanby, and Pablo Hernandez, and like every other Andrew Christian video, is best described by the company itself:

Every gay boy seems to be fighting over a man nowadays #TheseHoesAintLoyal. In Angels vs Demons a forbidden love between Jake Houser, a white winged angel, and Kevin Benoit, a black winged angel, sparks an epic battle between old rivals. King Cory Zwierzynski puts on his armor to battle his old nemesis, Topher DiMaggio, King of the black winged angels. King Topher along with the two lovers die in this Trophy Boy battle. King Cory wanted to tweet at slain King Topher #sorrynotsorry, but we thought that might be too much.

Yep. After all that happened here, that one tweet would have definitely been too much.

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5 Comments

  • grrrrandy

    wtf?

  • gskorich

    so overrated

  • Tracy Pope

    You used the word “Gripping”. That’s code for “crappy stuff we want page clicks on” right?

  • MarionPaige

    The SyFy series Dominion (an extension of the movie Legion) is about Angels fighting. The series started with an Angel with a Harlem of human women and a very nice little co-ed shower scene.

  • Alan down in Florida

    What self-adoring drivel this is. Did it make anyone go out and buy AC underwear? Not likely.

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