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Wanna Buy Ellen and Portia’s $60,000,000 Home?

You don’t have to be a TV actress or a daytime talk show host to live in an incredibly fabulous house, but it sure helps. Ellen Degeneres and Portia Di Rossi have decided to sell their palatial Beverly Hills compound for the completely reasonable price of $60 million. But before you scoff at the price tag, just look at everything you’ll get.

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15 Comments

  • christopher di spirito

    El and Portie will NEVER sell this property at $60 million.

    It’s overpriced. The comps don’t support the listing price.

  • steve

    What recession?

    There are people living in houses worth 60 million dollars! What a waster of money

  • patrick L

    60 million is ridiculous! Nothing is worth that much in LA or anywhere. Did anyone see that horror of a new show on Bravo last night? Those absurd nauseating LA decorators? It was too awful to watch. Even my cat threw up.

  • Sceth

    The captions add nothing to the pics.

  • ewe

    eh! it’ll do.

  • Jeffree

    Until Ellen & Portia drop the asking price to $42mm, it’s simply out of my price range. Sorry, ladies, but lets lunch again soon. My place or yours?

  • DarSco

    i thought they were in Santa Barbra? lol its too epensive, well have more $$ in Baracks 2nd term

  • Spike

    Looks like the had a lesbian decorate it.

  • Jenny

    There’s something kind of disgusting about anyone owning a $60 million home when 14 million Americans are jobless.

    This is something out of the Gilded Age before Teddy Roosevelt became president.

  • Robbie K

    Rustic furnishings?? more like little house on the prairie just threw up all over

  • divkid

    i wonder if it smells of cats and mung beans, and has elvis jigsaws on the walls.

    being friends with lesbians can at times can be a testing experience. but then you need a shelf putting up, or a drain needs unblocking, and you remember why you love them :-P

  • Shannon1981

    @divkid: Now now! I do love cats, but don’t have one at the moment. And what are mung beans? And I’m sorry, I cannot unblock a drain unless it involves Drano.

  • divkid

    that arial view of the complex puts me in mind of a bond villain’s secret lair. i shudder to think what evil these two are hatching in there in order to launch at unsuspecting good christian families (yes it will probably contain a feline by-product and possibly mung beans… yikes!!)

    @Shannon1981: you UNNATURAL mung bean-refusenik! what next? you don’t own joss sticks? don’t worship the goddess to the spiritual strains of the female orca pod!

    tell me you don’t own a tracy chapman track and i WILL HAVE TO turn you in to the authorities.

    p.s.. i note you didn’t deny your carpentry skills, so i suspect you’re no stranger to a power tool…so if you’ve got a spare hour i’ve got this shelve that needs….

  • divkid

    @divkid: duh! thats: AERIAL view

  • Shannon1981

    @divkid: LOL shelves these days come with directions. I do admit, a woman in a tool belt is a huge turn on though.

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