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Watch Davey Wavey Prepare Dinner With His Anal Toys

Screen Shot 2014-10-04 at 2.02.03 PMYou probably won’t be surprised by the fact that Davey Wavey has an impressive sex toy collection that includes more than 15 anal insertables, but you probably will be surprised by the way he uses them for common chores around the house.

Need a coat rack? That’s what suction cup dildos are for. A spatula? Use your purple probe wand, ribbed for extra pleasure.

Check out Davey’s cheeky tips for making household use of your bedroom toys below, and don’t even try to pretend like you’d turn down a dinner party invitation at this man’s playpen house:

And because Davey loves you so much, he’s offering a 50% sex toy discount code (DAVEY) to use online.

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