Quote of the week: “Look what I’ve caught on my ‘worm!’ F*ck, it could bite it off, f*ck!”
Things happen in this life. Some good, some bad, and some involving a fish that mistakes your penis for bait and takes a hearty death-grip nibble.
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As you may have guessed, this post pertains chiefly to the latter scenario. As The Mirror reports, video has surfaced which appears to show a man diving into a river — only to have an extremely floppy fish immediately lunge for his groin and refuse to let go of the most vulnerable part of a man’s body.
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The man runs screaming out of the water, as one does. It’s all a bit much, to be honest.
See for yourself. This is certifiable clickbait dickbait:
scotshot
You can see him shaking the fish.
smh
Kieran
This is what happens when you vacation at Piranha Lake.
andy_d
Blowfish?
stadacona
Staged. Russian humor.
s
Alas, Russians are too drunk to ever get it up and their micropenises are buried under their flabby guts. The fish would have nothing to grab. This, clearly fake.
Tête Carrée
This is the kind of crap video that I don’t watch on YouTube. Thanks Queerty.
1EqualityUSA
Filled to the gills.