We’ve all been there.
You’ve just finished a particularly intense leg day at the gym, and upon entering the locker room, the unique scent of man-sweat, mildew and cheap shampoo suddenly inspires movement.
No, not the squats or presses of your previous hour’s (or 30 minutes if you’re us) hard work — a different sort of movement. Expression. Finesse. The power of dance compels you!
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So you do what any self-respecting swulled-out gay gym bro would do — set up your cellphone in an empty locker, crank up the Britney (in this case, “Private Show”) and perform an impromptu striptease.
Just be ready, like this guy on Twitter, to quickly snap back to masc mode once someone discovers your moves.
Take your seat now #PrivateShow pic.twitter.com/hWjgVzvdIt
— GUTTER (@GUTTER_SPICE) August 20, 2016
h/t NNN
redcarpet30
Gurr’s goin to the wrong gym.
Xzamilio
Awwww… I was hoping it was like the pornos, and the other guy joins in and then they jizz on each other’s face
Hussain-TheCanadian
Oh damn; if I walked in on that, i’d be like: “no no no darling did I interrupt you in your natural habitat? Please continue!”
Brian
Ravish my apple breast with your voluptuous musculature, sweet heart.
Jack Meoff
Interesting how Dan Tracer says we’ve all been there. I’d like to know who he is hanging out with. I can safely say neither I nor anybody I know has ever decided to break out into an impromptu drag act in a public space let alone a gym locker room.
Jonathan26
Totally HOT!
Brian
Oom pa pa, Oom pa, pa…..ravish me all over. Insert your tongue onto my moist skin. Give me your insides.
But if you talk with a lisp, keep your trap shut.
money718
The dude paid him no attention, like most gym locker rooms.
Xzamilio
@Brian: Annie, are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?
Tobi
@Brian: OK, you’ve started channelling your inner Nancy, that’s enough internet for one day…
Matt Achine
My mouth could give him the adoring audience he deserves.
Dr Bob
That is adorable.
cabe
@Jack Meoff:
My thoughts exactly!!
rhino79
Recording a video of any kind inside a locker room is very sketchy and illegal.
baggins435
Who is this “all” you speak of? You seriously need to expand your circle of friends. Or increase the maturity level.