What Straight Guys Secretly Want To Do When Their Sportsball Team Wins

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When the sporty gamey goes their way, here’s one take on the inner psychology of the excited straight male.

This is some National Geographic stuff going on here. Be mindful of making noise, as we don’t want to scare the critters off:

The Denver Broncos won the Super Bowl!

Posted by Sam Kalidi on Sunday, February 7, 2016

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  • Glücklich

    I’ve always thought Ike Barinholtz was kinda hot.

  • AJAnders

    That video is from 2004.

  • MarionPaige

    so some guy gets credit / traffic for posting part of a 50 year old madTV clip? I never get tired of seeing this skit but, it bothers me that there seems to be an entire generation / group of people who’s claim to fame rests on digging up something they think most of the “kids” are too young to have seen. btw,

    there is a lot more to this skit.

  • Xzamilio


    Josh and Seth Myers are a sexy pair of brothers.

  • Brian

    Isn’t this skit, like, 10 years old?

  • Ricco Galmore

    I remember this sketch. It was hilarious…and strangely hot lol.

  • Sam Oropeza

    There’s so much to do to celebrate a victory.

  • silveroracle

    Oh my…

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