Fake Jake

UPDATE: If only Jake Gyllenhaal Had Posed In His Briefs Like Grace Jones, We All Would Have Won

THE SHOTBrokeback babe Jake Gyllenhaal strikes a Grace Jones’ iconic pose [UPDATE: Or maybe not — see below] on her Island Life album cover. And while we always love seeing fine men posing in briefs, you Mr. Gyllenhaal are no Grace Jones, not with that butt… yet we’ll still spend a second giving you our visual approval anyway.

Also for your information, physically recreating Ms. Jones’ pose is physically impossible without a photo illustrator boyfriend.

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UPDATE: The scuttlebutt around the Internets is that the photo isn’t real. Even if that’s the case, though, we’ve seen quite a few photoshops in our time and we can tell from the pixels that this image is awesome.

In fact, it’s almost as awesome as this other fake screengrab from his new movie, which is about … oh who cares what it’s about.

Here’s the original image, which is lovely but just doesn’t have the same appeal.

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33 Comments

  • dvlaries

    Oh, if only there were 50 of them :p

    But this is a step in the right direction for the revived Queerty.
    :)

  • Dan Cobb

    I saw this pic of Jake on-line without realizing it was Jake at first. His body is SOOOOOO freaking hot I saved it as my computer desk top wallpaper. Then I realized it was Jake and
    just was amazed that he’s got such a fine fine bod! Whew!
    Damn, what I wouldn’t do to him! Damn damn damn! Damn! That ass
    needs some serious action and I’m just the guy to give it to Jake! Wow. Amazing. Check out the legs… superfine! I think that’s some sort of a yoga pose, no? jeeeesus… Jake, anytime, anywhere, bud!

  • Pete

    Where’s this picture from? Why is he doing this pose? When was the pic taken?

  • Mike in Asheville

    No doubt Jake is hot hot hot — and that pictures is worth 1000 j/o’s.

    Alas, my gaydar, though, just doesn’t ping over him.

  • Cam

    I never noticed how large his head is in relation to his body.

  • Michael in Toronto

    That ain’t Jake’s body. Sorry.

  • TMikel

    The socks are a rather odd touch. Try as I might, I just don’t see him as a sex symbol. Now Miss Jones on the other hand . . .

  • BenFrankly

    I’d give anything to have that picture and one showing the front of those briefs.

  • Lucky Luke

    This pic is probably fake.

    BTW, he does have a huge head compared to his body.

  • declanto

    @Lucky Luke: Yes, pixels can lie, but it’s really difficult to be fool-proof. His head is NOT disproportionate. What we’re seeing here is an optical illusion caused by the position of his left shoulder in this camera angle.
    But, does this make me not want to lick his briefs off down to his very socks? Suck his socks off his very toes? Work my way slowly back up his whole delicious boooodyyy?

  • Matt

    “Alas, my gaydar, though, just doesn’t ping over him.”

    And you obviously don’t care for tabloids – Jake loves to beard and is gay.

  • Fitz

    He really didn’t do anything for me before, but that pic is SMOKIN

  • queertypie

    Jake Gyllenhaal might be gay? Eh. Shrug. What’s up with James Franco? Queerty…check into that …

  • queertypie

    @Fitz: “Brokeback Mountain”! “Jarhead”! “King of Persia”! are you blind? :)

  • declanto

    @Lucky Luke: Ummm. Yummm.

  • Fitz

    @queertypie: I didn’t see Jarhead or persia… and in Brokeback, i was like “meh… I’ve had better”, honestly. but that pic above is AMAZING.

  • Jim

    Great pic to bad its not him,,,Jim,

  • flawlessFX

    Think about it. There are many other “fakes” of Jake on web. Hell, there’s even fakes of him nude with a really huge d!ck. Why hasn’t he sued of having those removed? I’m sure he’s seen those too. Hell, if there was a fake of me with a bigger d!ck, I wouldn’t sue to have it removed either. He’s probably allowing those to stay online, so that he can have people can think he has a huge d!ck when maybe he doesn’t. So what’s the big deal about this one?

  • Moe Byers

    Both pictures are beautifully done “shopped” pictures, though the one of him in the yoga pose is a little sloppy, unless Jake has a wicked big growth of some sort on his left collarbone. They also need to learn how to more adequately adjust skin tones. Even though they are not Jake they are hot.

  • Dunkam

    Jack quitate del todo el slip, que voy a alzarte las piernas para perforarte ese maravilloso ano, que debes esconder entre esas hermosas nalgas… Que excitante chuparte y mordisquearte los pies mientras te follo.

  • Robert

    Desde que tenía 14 años cuando mis padres nos llevaron a mi hermano y a mí al cine para ver “El día de mañana” aquella que se hiela EE UU. Al verle me enamoré de él. Que mal rato pase´por un momento, mi pija entró en erección y la tenía torcida, me dolía pero que hacía, disimuladamente me levanté un poco del asiento y conseguí que se enderezara, finjí que estaba sentandome mejor. Después ya por la noche en la cama ya acostado, dejé mi mente fantasear mientras me pajilleaba. Fue maravilloso una de mis mejores corridas. Ahora han pasado los años pero sigue gustandome con furia. Cuando salgo con mi novia al cina a ver alguna película suya, es seguro que cuando lo hago con ella, estoy pensando que tengo penetrado a Jack.

  • Poveda

    Divino Machote…. ¡Jóder qué bueno está…! ¡Qué poderío…! Maravilloso semental. Me encanta… Me entusiasma. Jake es un verdadero portento de Belleza juvenil masculina. Pero sobre todo me gustan sus pectorales, grandes, poderosos, con esos pezones que destilan masculinidad y leche de puro macho hetero ¡Cómo se los chuparía hasta desfallecer…!

  • Bandy

    Estoy seguro que este chico necesita follar todas las noches. Como me gustaría sentir mis nalgas aprisionadas entre sus muslos.

  • Germán

    Me gustaría estar haciéndonos mamadas el uno al otro hasta dejarnos los huevos completamente secos.

  • Ismael

    Este chavo necesita una buena vergota para abrirle el ojete y llenarle el pozo.

  • Felipe

    Que bueno estás, te follaría a saco.

  • SteveDenver

    Jake’s butt is DIFFERENT from Grace’s, and yes that album cover image was fiercely manipulated — it is a physical impossibility. That said, Jake is HOT! HOT! HOT! I just wish his choices for film projects weren’t steadily relegating him to the has-been pool.

  • babybabybaby

    I like to see Jake & James Franco get together

  • michaelmyke

    Grace Jones – always HOT!
    Jake, Jake, Jake.

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