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UPDATE: If only Jake Gyllenhaal Had Posed In His Briefs Like Grace Jones, We All Would Have Won

THE SHOTBrokeback babe Jake Gyllenhaal strikes a Grace Jones’ iconic pose [UPDATE: Or maybe not — see below] on her Island Life album cover. And while we always love seeing fine men posing in briefs, you Mr. Gyllenhaal are no Grace Jones, not with that butt… yet we’ll still spend a second giving you our visual approval anyway.

Also for your information, physically recreating Ms. Jones’ pose is physically impossible without a photo illustrator boyfriend.

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UPDATE: The scuttlebutt around the Internets is that the photo isn’t real. Even if that’s the case, though, we’ve seen quite a few photoshops in our time and we can tell from the pixels that this image is awesome.

In fact, it’s almost as awesome as this other fake screengrab from his new movie, which is about … oh who cares what it’s about.

Here’s the original image, which is lovely but just doesn’t have the same appeal.

On:           May 17, 2011
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    • dvlaries

      Oh, if only there were 50 of them :p

      But this is a step in the right direction for the revived Queerty.

      May 17, 2011 at 7:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dan Cobb

      I saw this pic of Jake on-line without realizing it was Jake at first. His body is SOOOOOO freaking hot I saved it as my computer desk top wallpaper. Then I realized it was Jake and
      just was amazed that he’s got such a fine fine bod! Whew!
      Damn, what I wouldn’t do to him! Damn damn damn! Damn! That ass
      needs some serious action and I’m just the guy to give it to Jake! Wow. Amazing. Check out the legs… superfine! I think that’s some sort of a yoga pose, no? jeeeesus… Jake, anytime, anywhere, bud!

      May 17, 2011 at 9:37 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Pete

      Where’s this picture from? Why is he doing this pose? When was the pic taken?

      May 17, 2011 at 9:47 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Mike in Asheville

      No doubt Jake is hot hot hot — and that pictures is worth 1000 j/o’s.

      Alas, my gaydar, though, just doesn’t ping over him.

      May 17, 2011 at 10:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam

      I never noticed how large his head is in relation to his body.

      May 17, 2011 at 11:13 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Michael in Toronto

      That ain’t Jake’s body. Sorry.

      May 17, 2011 at 11:18 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • TMikel

      The socks are a rather odd touch. Try as I might, I just don’t see him as a sex symbol. Now Miss Jones on the other hand . . .

      May 17, 2011 at 11:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BenFrankly

      I’d give anything to have that picture and one showing the front of those briefs.

      May 17, 2011 at 12:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lucky Luke

      This pic is probably fake.

      BTW, he does have a huge head compared to his body.

      May 17, 2011 at 12:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Marcus

      @Lucky Luke: That’s what I’m thinking!

      May 17, 2011 at 2:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • declanto

      @Lucky Luke: Yes, pixels can lie, but it’s really difficult to be fool-proof. His head is NOT disproportionate. What we’re seeing here is an optical illusion caused by the position of his left shoulder in this camera angle.
      But, does this make me not want to lick his briefs off down to his very socks? Suck his socks off his very toes? Work my way slowly back up his whole delicious boooodyyy?

      May 18, 2011 at 4:24 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Matt

      “Alas, my gaydar, though, just doesn’t ping over him.”

      And you obviously don’t care for tabloids – Jake loves to beard and is gay.

      May 18, 2011 at 7:04 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fitz

      He really didn’t do anything for me before, but that pic is SMOKIN

      May 18, 2011 at 9:23 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Lucky Luke

      @declanto: About the size of his head, I was talking about another pic I saw of him:


      May 18, 2011 at 2:27 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • queertypie

      Jake Gyllenhaal might be gay? Eh. Shrug. What’s up with James Franco? Queerty…check into that …

      May 19, 2011 at 12:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • queertypie

      @Fitz: “Brokeback Mountain”! “Jarhead”! “King of Persia”! are you blind? :)

      May 19, 2011 at 12:21 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • declanto

      @Lucky Luke: Ummm. Yummm.

      May 19, 2011 at 5:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Fitz

      @queertypie: I didn’t see Jarhead or persia… and in Brokeback, i was like “meh… I’ve had better”, honestly. but that pic above is AMAZING.

      May 19, 2011 at 10:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jim

      Great pic to bad its not him,,,Jim,

      May 20, 2011 at 12:04 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • flawlessFX

      Think about it. There are many other “fakes” of Jake on web. Hell, there’s even fakes of him nude with a really huge d!ck. Why hasn’t he sued of having those removed? I’m sure he’s seen those too. Hell, if there was a fake of me with a bigger d!ck, I wouldn’t sue to have it removed either. He’s probably allowing those to stay online, so that he can have people can think he has a huge d!ck when maybe he doesn’t. So what’s the big deal about this one?

      May 21, 2011 at 6:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Moe Byers

      Both pictures are beautifully done “shopped” pictures, though the one of him in the yoga pose is a little sloppy, unless Jake has a wicked big growth of some sort on his left collarbone. They also need to learn how to more adequately adjust skin tones. Even though they are not Jake they are hot.

      May 24, 2011 at 10:17 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Heath Gyllenhaal

      I would prefer much more Heath Gyllenhaal to be honest.

      May 24, 2011 at 6:45 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dunkam

      Jack quitate del todo el slip, que voy a alzarte las piernas para perforarte ese maravilloso ano, que debes esconder entre esas hermosas nalgas… Que excitante chuparte y mordisquearte los pies mientras te follo.

      Jun 21, 2011 at 12:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Robert

      Desde que tenía 14 años cuando mis padres nos llevaron a mi hermano y a mí al cine para ver “El día de mañana” aquella que se hiela EE UU. Al verle me enamoré de él. Que mal rato pase´por un momento, mi pija entró en erección y la tenía torcida, me dolía pero que hacía, disimuladamente me levanté un poco del asiento y conseguí que se enderezara, finjí que estaba sentandome mejor. Después ya por la noche en la cama ya acostado, dejé mi mente fantasear mientras me pajilleaba. Fue maravilloso una de mis mejores corridas. Ahora han pasado los años pero sigue gustandome con furia. Cuando salgo con mi novia al cina a ver alguna película suya, es seguro que cuando lo hago con ella, estoy pensando que tengo penetrado a Jack.

      Jun 28, 2011 at 2:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Poveda

      Divino Machote…. ¡Jóder qué bueno está…! ¡Qué poderío…! Maravilloso semental. Me encanta… Me entusiasma. Jake es un verdadero portento de Belleza juvenil masculina. Pero sobre todo me gustan sus pectorales, grandes, poderosos, con esos pezones que destilan masculinidad y leche de puro macho hetero ¡Cómo se los chuparía hasta desfallecer…!

      Jul 5, 2011 at 1:53 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bandy

      Estoy seguro que este chico necesita follar todas las noches. Como me gustaría sentir mis nalgas aprisionadas entre sus muslos.

      Jul 10, 2011 at 2:52 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Germán

      Me gustaría estar haciéndonos mamadas el uno al otro hasta dejarnos los huevos completamente secos.

      Jul 13, 2011 at 7:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ismael

      Este chavo necesita una buena vergota para abrirle el ojete y llenarle el pozo.

      Oct 27, 2011 at 2:51 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Felipe

      Que bueno estás, te follaría a saco.

      Dec 3, 2011 at 4:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • SteveDenver

      Jake’s butt is DIFFERENT from Grace’s, and yes that album cover image was fiercely manipulated — it is a physical impossibility. That said, Jake is HOT! HOT! HOT! I just wish his choices for film projects weren’t steadily relegating him to the has-been pool.

      Feb 17, 2014 at 11:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • babybabybaby

      I like to see Jake & James Franco get together

      Feb 22, 2014 at 6:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • michaelmyke

      Grace Jones – always HOT!
      Jake, Jake, Jake.

      Apr 24, 2014 at 3:14 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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