Perhaps to divert the public’s attention away from that horrible bust just erected in his honor, Cristiano Ronaldo is now toying with his legion of Instagram fans by hinting at an upcoming nude photoshoot.
Related: Instagram is about to start blurring out sexy selfies
He’s posted two new photos that may or may not pass muster with Instagram’s new rules regarding risqué content. One pic accentuates his impossibly muscular back; another finds him lounging on a chair totally naked — though the goods are blocked by someone’s sadistic hand. (We spit on that person.)
Below one pic of Ronaldo looking buff and in the buff, a cryptic caption: “Soon…”
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rowa
It won’t be a nude photoshoot… come on! It’ll be an advert for his underwear line.
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Hussain-TheCanadian
The thirst is real – I want to tie him up and make use of my feather duster.
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hmmm. a hand is blocking him so how do they know he’s naked? that x-ray vision must be nice.
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Giuseppe
Crispy is known to shave everything, CONSTANTLY, totally disinterested in him.
dwes09
The first picture certainly shows his armpits shaved. How very womanly of him. UGH! Men with shaved bodies seems rather popular in Europe now. Hard to find something less masculine and more gross/feminine/infantilizing than shaved pits, chests and crotches. As if men want to look like the playboy bunnies of the 1960’s.
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