Queerty’s throwing an invitation-only party in New York City on Wednesday, November 30th. It’ll have great music, free drinks, and fabulous folks—and now’s your chance to snag an invite.
We just happen to have a few extra tickets for interesting readers who mix well and love a good time.
So tell us: How will you put the “queer” in Queerty’s party?
That is, what personal characteristics would make you a fun addition to our little shindig?
How about we take this to the next level?
Our newsletter is like a refreshing cocktail (or mocktail) of LGBTQ+ entertainment and pop culture, served up with a side of eye-candy.
Just leave a comment with your answer below and we’ll reward the brightest, funniest and most clever responses with a just-for-you invite. It’s that simple.
Drinks, friends and fun await, so go ahead and tell us what you got. We’ll be seeing you soon.
CBRad
I’d like to bash that David Hauslaib character.
Mr. Enemabag Jones
Can’t wait to see all the nasty comments that will be left.
Daniel, you’re extending an olive branch, but readers are just going to whip you with it.
ewe
Put the queer in Queerty??? Well, anytime i ever entered a straight bar it instantly became a gay bar. But i admit i am feeling too old for that anymore. eh. Enjoy. I hope you have more than the usual “stand and model” festivities i so often remember back in the day. It’s no wonder i was inebriated for so many years.
Owen
Because when I’m high, I AM Odetta…
Tone
Couldn’t possibly make it, but thanks.
Mike
Is this only for people in New York City? I’d like to participate but I won’t write my bit until I know it’s worth doing so, being in Arkansas and all.
Michael
I will put it in slowly and authoritatively until you just can’t take it anymore.
mr. b
I am learning to be a Peruvian throat singer!
Weston
How would I put the Queer into Queerty? Well, I’m a broke media college student at Brooklyn College who would love to rub elbows with Queerty’s finest and brightest bloggers. BTW, do you need an intern? Oh, and if there’s mistletoe–I’m a great kisser. Happy Holidays!
Cam
Not in NYC, but hope everybody has a great time!
K
Yes, because any healthy person would want to spend time with the snarky cunts who write here.
stickstick
No one wants to rub elbowsows with journalistic tripe.
stickstick
No one wants to rub elbows with journalistic tripe.
Riker
I turn on the charm, and next thing I know I wake up in my bed underneath a pile of men. I’d make that party one for the history books!
phallus
@Riker, Don’t forget to pay em on their way out. 🙂
Rob
Like Queerty, I am smart and fun, and anybody who nitpicks about MY spelling can kiss my ass.
Charlie
Flamenco Dancing. That’s all.
Patrick
Columbia grad student here, always ready at a moment’s notice for an open bar! Don’t be fooled by the baby face and small frame, ’cause this twink can drink!
Chris
Please invite me. I haven’t broken a bar stool over somebody’s head in hours.
Roman
You really should invite me, because I’ve got the looks of Tom Cruise, the attitude of John Travolta, and the gayness of I DON’T WANT TO BE SUED.
Waris
I am an articulate fun-loving black male. Frak that. I can bring the fierceness.
nathaniel
I should obviously be given this award because they say i have a rainbow thumb,everything i touch turns gay. Not to mention I’m ridiculously good looking.