Much like entering junior high, downloading Grindr onto your phone guarantees you’ll face at least a nominal level of cruelty.
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But if you happen to have a gay twin who’s also on Grindr, that means you can expect double the obnoxious messages from anonymous trolls.
This factoid becomes clear watching a Facebook vid recently posted by The Zakar Twins.
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Born and raised in Troy, Michigan, Michael and Zack are models with a joint Instagram account, and they regularly share pictures like this:
Now perhaps these photos encourage a certain amount of speculation on the part of the viewer, and while they never make it clear whether they have a joint Grindr account or whether their profile pictures happen to feature both of them, we’re going to assume the latter.
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That’s why they’ve grown accustomed to receiving Grindr messages like this:
At least they seem to have a good attitude about the whole situation, as you’ll see below.
Watch (click the speaker icon to get the sound to come on):
Heywood Jablowme
“No. My hand’s NOT on Michael’s d*ck.” It’s just holding his nuts?
Gates
Could they be more effeminate? Yes, I’m sissy shaming.
Jonathonz
Well stop cuz it’s very negative and unnecessary and makes you look ignorant.
startenout
Yes, they could be. Could you be any more vile and insecure? Probably not.
Jonathonz
Cuties.
Realitycheck
My Tasmanian devil needs a date, you game? He has long thick nails but he got good game going I am sure, with all that energy…
Ksb1978
Twincest! YES!
DuMaurier
Are there really people who find incest ‘sexy’, or is that just flippant, online sarcasm?
Please tell me it’s the latter. Please please please. The world is dark enough as is.
Realitycheck
DuMaurier sadly both, there are some seriously weird or warped people out there…. just my personal 2 cents.
galatians328
If they really do DO everything together ….
perhaps they will sicken and die of the same infectious disease from the same Grindr trick …. or get caught in their fat 40s with the same exact same child porn (despite having had a falling out and been estranged for a dozen years! : oh those genes!) …. or if the cosmos falls to consider them to be as ‘god-like’ as does Queerty perhaps the same space shit will bounce off the atmosphere a couple times before hitting them in the head(s)
HereinNYC
Someone get this guy a puppy to hug stat
Lvng1Tor
“Psychological projection is a theory in psychology in which humans defend themselves against their own unconscious impulses or qualities (both positive and negative) by denying their existence in themselves while attributing them to others.[1] For example, a person who is habitually rude may constantly accuse other people of being rude. It incorporates blame shifting.”
Juanjo
Nothing like a bible banging troll to lighten things up. Miss Galatians 3:28 – take your religious superstition and shove them where you really want them – in your colon. BTW since these young men are not Christian ministers, I would say the likelihood of them molesting children or producing kiddie porn is minimal. That seems to be a forte of the far right Christians like Mr. Duggar.
Realitycheck
Wait, what’s a “space shit” ?
Dougie67
@ Juango…o.k. I’m a Christian but I found your response to Galations328 to be hysterical and on point…good answer. I guess that makes me a hypocrite….oh well!
Godabed
i would have never guessed if i saw these two people that they were models, the power of photoshop, grayscale and makeup, it’s like magic. They are handsome men, average looking guys. I’d bang that back out for sure.
But on the subject at hand, i can totally understand the response to some of the messages, the messages were ridiculous, i deleted grindr a long time ago, and twincest is creepy. If i were dating identical twins i would be more concerned if i couldn’t tell them apart, or if they switched without telling me. I have best friends who are identical twins, and they would swap on people sometimes because those ppl couldn’t tell them apart (not sex, just everyday interactions)
Lvng1Tor
Honestly, I thought the messages were pretty lame and unoriginal…I expected worse.
NCSilverBear
Twins fascinate me. Gay twins intrigue me even more, for some reason. I know I’m “weird” by “normal” standards, but, hey, who defines “normal” anyway? LOL Have some fun and learn to laugh at yourself. Makes for a good life.
Realitycheck
I was told by twins that sex between twins is very common even if they are straight……
That said the 2 above are not cute, sexy, or handsome, just another
queerty article bait, and yes they are way femminine, and where ever that is OK, bad or good is up to each reader to decide….. after all we are a democracy.
highestbidder
Where’s the handsome gay twins at? Someone accidentally posted pics of plain twins in this article.