It’s been a wild week for ill-advised gay-themed T-shirts, what with The Presidential Campaign of the Apocalypse rolling out the grammatically- and ethically-incorrect “LGBTQ for Trump” T-shirt.
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But somehow, that particular monstrosity has already been eclipsed by the thoroughly misguided fashion statement you can skunk-eye above; a cadaver-gray cotton top that suggests LGBT really stands for “liberty, guns, beer, and tits.”
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We were tipped off to the shirt’s existence by Gay Star News, who first learned about it from this tweet by Jar Jar Bindz:
I did it, I found the worst shirt pic.twitter.com/S9LzYF2P1C
— Jar Jar Bindz (@BindzBrain) August 28, 2016
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As we scramble to find out who manufactures this particular T-shirt — and not because it would help us strike up all the conversations at our local gay bar — let’s take a look at how Twitter reacted to this discovery:
. @BindzBrain I see your LGBT shirt and raise you #McChicken wear for newborns https://t.co/KdEUTEM7OQ
— Chris Rickett (@chrisrickett) August 30, 2016
@BindzBrain oh my god this actually makes me want to throw up
— rose (@rocksthatbleed) August 29, 2016
@jollytad45 @BindzBrain I LOVE THIS CAN I WEAR IT TO PRIDE NEXT YEAR
— Grantalope (@Grant_Sles) August 30, 2016
@elCoolChe @jbouie Quiznos
— Jar Jar Bindz (@BindzBrain) August 28, 2016
PRINCE OF SNARKNESS aka DIVKID
I like it. Kinda stealth undermines its own message in a postmodern-y way.
Mo Bro
We can all agree this is vaguely humorous and completely inoffensive.
robho3
I think it’s funny. I am so sick of all these stupid acronyms (lgbtqlmnop…)
JerseyMike
LMAO!! Funny as hell. We love being offended by something..
CarrieV
The only way these could make a proper Trump rally appearance is if they are worn by dozens of gun-toting, drunken lesbians. The rowdier the better.
Alistair Wiseman
@Mo Bro:
I don’t know, Mo Bro! I feel this is a microaggression and I am currently running for my liberal “safe space.”
Speaking of liberal microaggressions, one of my new favorite videos is the social justice warrior on the below video who is horribly offended by her Lyft drivers Hawaiian bobblehead doll on his dashboard. This is what leftism has created.
https://youtu.be/dke_ySn-53E
Ander
Referring to the LGBT community, on the back of the shirt it says:
“The most patriotic way to say ‘F*ck you’.”
nick458
I’m pretty sure my boyfriend would love that shirt. Not all gay guys are twinks in California. Some are rednecks who love Liberty, guns, beer, and titties. He really loves tities though, more than guns which is surprising!