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10 Songs Madonna Could’ve Dedicated To Elton John In Concert Instead Of “Masterpiece”

Last night at a concert in France, Madonna dedicated a performance of her new song “Masterpiece” to tabloid sparring partner Elton John, who recently referred to her as a “fairground stripper.” “The dedication came right after her big stump speech about Pussy Riot and having a revolution through love,” says writer Tony Phillips. (Crafty, Madonna. Very, very crafty.)

Below, Phillips and Christine McNamara came up with a list of songs the Material Matron might have chosen instead.

1. Borderline
2. She’s Not Me
3. Bad Girl
4. You’ll See
5. Girl Gone Wild
6. Queen’s English
7. Laugh to Keep from Crying
8. I Don’t Give A
9. This Lady’s Got Potential
10. Papa Don’t Preach
Bonus: You Must Love Me

Got another suggestion? Take a bow in the comments!

By:           Dan Avery
On:           Aug 22, 2012
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  • 7 Comments
    • Spike
      Spike

      Poor Madge, still coming up with stunts to keep media attention on her while on tour.

      Aug 22, 2012 at 11:32 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ms Urethra Franklin
      Ms Urethra Franklin

      “Die Another Day”

      Aug 22, 2012 at 6:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Red Meat
      Red Meat

      “We are both attention whores”

      Aug 22, 2012 at 7:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • FStratford
      FStratford

      She should have sung “Fuc k you” to that horrible bag of lard who consorts with gaybashers and haters

      Aug 23, 2012 at 5:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • latinlicius
      latinlicius

      HUMAN NATURE

      Aug 23, 2012 at 6:49 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aaron
      Aaron

      @Spike: Whatever! It was that bitter old queen Elton who started it. Madonna has taken the high road.

      Aug 25, 2012 at 12:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aaron
      Aaron

      She is the Queen of Pop!@

      Aug 25, 2012 at 12:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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