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Upon hearing Justin Timberlake described as “hunky,” Mollygood editor Cord Jefferson wonders, “We thought “hunky” was reserved for guys like Vin Diesel and Harrison Ford. Isn’t Justin Timberlake more like a cute hall monitor?” Oh, come now, Cord – Timberlake’s at least an adorable lab partner. Maybe even a soccer player? [MG]

By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Aug 4, 2008
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  • 15 Comments
    • faghag
      faghag

      you can call him hunky if you wish, but to me he’ll always be a twat.

      Aug 4, 2008 at 10:48 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Woof
      Woof

      If you are going to call NPH a “dreamboat” we can certainly call JT a hunk. NPH dreamboat – bleh.

      Aug 4, 2008 at 10:58 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • faghag
      faghag

      NPH is a dreamboat.

      Aug 4, 2008 at 11:16 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Tom D Frog
      Tom D Frog

      Hunk…HELL YES! No he is not built like an Ape like Vin Diesel but I feel hunk is more than just muscles (which Justin has PLENTY of!). Hot bod dripping with masculinity with a pretty smile and sparkling eyes…sounds like Justin. Plus he is smart.

      No, he is not Tom Selleck or Rock Hudson in physical stature but he is still a hunk. An amazingly talented and “nice” hunk! I would be a blithering idiot if I were ever in his presence.

      t.

      Aug 4, 2008 at 11:52 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • foofyjim
      foofyjim

      Cute? Sure.

      Sexy? I would say yes, but to each his own.

      Hunky? No. He would definitely have to be thicker to be a hunk.

      Aug 4, 2008 at 11:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Darth Paul
      Darth Paul

      I think Faghag put it perfectly.

      Aug 4, 2008 at 12:11 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      Um, he’s like 5ft 6in, weighs about 140lbs, and fakes a “Ghetto” accent even though he came from southern Belle Country…..hunky? No

      Aug 4, 2008 at 1:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • seitan-on-a-stick
      seitan-on-a-stick

      Mollygood (which no-one cares about) Editor Jefferson Cord just has to admit that he’s OLD. Harrison Ford, really? While not a JT fanatic, it’s probably a well-cultivated persona. Just admit he’s not your type. It sure must be a slow celebrity day… Oh, Good Golly – Miss Molly, What’s Li-LO doing?

      Aug 4, 2008 at 2:01 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jake
      Jake

      Justin is 6’1″ tall.

      Aug 4, 2008 at 2:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • mark
      mark

      Harrison Ford??

      Cord really is a grandpa-f*cker.
      Timberlake may not be Steve Kelso, but he’s manly enuf 4 me.

      Aug 4, 2008 at 3:35 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      Jake,

      Publicists routinely lie about the clients age and heights. So unless Cameron Diaz is 6ft tall herself there is no way that he is 6ft 1in since in their pictures they were nearly always eye to eye.

      Aug 4, 2008 at 3:57 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • afrolito
      afrolito

      Justin is 6’1″, and anyone who has seen him live can attest to that.

      Cord Jefferson is supposedly straight, so why is he even pondering whether Justin is “hunky”?
      He is btw.

      Aug 4, 2008 at 7:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • logan767
      logan767

      the label hunky is given to anyone a publicist has interest in promoting. notice how we are made to believe that people are beautiful just because the media is paid to say so?

      Aug 4, 2008 at 10:17 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • donsnyc
      donsnyc

      Justin threw Janet Jackson under the bus. That to me is NOT hunky. He is a pussy.

      Aug 4, 2008 at 10:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • michael
      michael

      He looks like your typical inbred southern boy to me and not a hunky one at that.

      Aug 9, 2008 at 3:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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