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Brown Bear’s Gay Blowjobs Only Last About Four Minutes, Say Researchers

brown bears gay sexTwo gay brown bears living in a sanctuary in Croatia enjoy having gay oral sex, according to researchers who have been watching them perform oral sex on each other for the last six years.

The report, published this month in the journal Zoo Biology, was conducted by a group of researchers led by Agnieszka Sergiel of the Polish Academy of Sciences Department of Wildlife Conservation. During 116 hours of observation, Sergiel writes that the two male brown bears that were observed pleasured each other orally on 28 different occasions.

io9 notes that this isn’t the first time bears have been recorded performing fellatio, but other instances could be considered a “marker of stress rather than pleasure.” This time, however, is “the first observations of long-term, recurrent fellatio in captive brown bears kept in proper conditions.”

Each performance lasted roughly four minutes. And in case you’re wondering, there is a top (provider) and a bottom (receiver):

All cases appeared to be initiated by the provider, who approached the receiver while he was resting on his side or with part of his abdomen exposed. If the receiver’s genitals were not exposed, the provider would push his head into the pelvic region or use his paws to separate the hind legs. After accessing and initial licking of the penis, the provider would find a more comfortable posture, such as sitting or lying…once actual sucking started, neither bear changed position.

The journal suggests the brown bears developed a habit of performing fellatio because they were weaned too early from their mothers, wondering if it’s “evidence of long-term effects of suckling deprivation.”

Wrong. This is obviously happening because that bear on the bottom is sexy as hell. He’s basically asking for it.

By:           Matthew Tharrett
On:           Jun 17, 2014
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  • 20 Comments
    • Teeth
      Teeth

      So, if the interpretation is that this behavior is from early weaning, then is that their conclusion about human BJs? Or just the gay ones?

      Jun 17, 2014 at 12:21 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Nowuvedoneit
      Nowuvedoneit

      @Teeth: Lol, I’m in no way substituting a teat for pen1s. They can believe all they want and it might be true for bears but not me.

      Jun 17, 2014 at 12:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Teeth
      Teeth

      @Nowuvedoneit: Agreed. Only the saddest people in the world think that sex is only for procreation or due to mental pain, lol. You get so much from sex. Bonding, pleasure, stress release, a mid morning snack…

      Jun 17, 2014 at 12:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      “The journal suggests the brown bears developed a habit of performing fellatio because they were weaned too early from their mothers, wondering if it’s “evidence of long-term effects of suckling deprivation.””
      ___________________________________________

      There is a book that documents massive numbers of examples of homosexuality in the animal kingdom and also all of the ways that researchers have tried to pretend that it wasn’t. One incident had two female chimps fingering each other and making orgasm noises for long periods of time that the researchers tried to claim was a greeting behavior (Even though they hadn’t been apart). They will ALWAYS try to pretend that it is something else.

      The book is….

      http://www.amazon.com/Biological-Exuberance-Homosexuality-Diversity-Stonewall/dp/031225377X

      Jun 17, 2014 at 12:54 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • masc4masc
      masc4masc

      so there’s officially nothing that sets fags apart from animals now. nice.

      Jun 17, 2014 at 1:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache99
      Stache99

      @masc4masc: Correction.. f?a?g?s? humans.

      Jun 17, 2014 at 1:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • DB75
      DB75

      @masc4masc: Well, I do dress better than the average bear…so…. :-)

      Jun 17, 2014 at 1:24 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Milk
      Milk

      Sometimes four minutes is all one need.

      Jun 17, 2014 at 1:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Stache99
      Stache99

      @Milk: Unless the bears have been drinking all night. Then that 4 minutes can take f o r e v e r.

      Jun 17, 2014 at 1:31 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Alan down in Florida
      Alan down in Florida

      Maybe the brown bears have been taking lessons from the gay bears.

      Jun 17, 2014 at 1:38 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Billy Budd
      Billy Budd

      The Bonobo Monkeys have gay sex all day long with multiple partners. They know how to have a good time. Just check on youtube.

      Jun 17, 2014 at 1:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Qjersey
      Qjersey

      Hear that Xtians? Breast feeding prevents the gay. Get to work. LOL

      Bullshit. I was breastfed and I could reach the opposite conclusion :)

      Jun 17, 2014 at 2:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • tdx3fan
      tdx3fan

      @Milk: If I am in true, full form I can make it take less than two minutes. Most of my partners have to ask me to stop because they will not be able to hold off.

      I wonder if these bears know that this behavior is unnatural and that the Great Bear God Yogi will smite them for it!

      Jun 17, 2014 at 4:09 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Aranos
      Aranos

      The report desperately tries to portray this behaviour as sick. It is completely biased. They say:
      “Sexually stimulating behaviors that are not linked to reproduction are rare among non-human (especially non-primate) mammals.” -> Wrong, just read “Biological Exuberance” by Bruce Baghemil to get a list of animals with non-reproductive sexualities.
      “In solitary species, such behaviors are more enigmatic, and possibly indicative of something abnormal.” -> Wrong. In some cases, homosexual relationships can be an advantage for solitary animals too, as they increase their chances of survival as seen in male lions not belonging to a pride.
      “We suggest that the behavior began as a result of early deprivation of maternal suckling, and persisted through life, possibly because it remained satisfying for both individuals.” -> This is so absurd I shouldn’t even bother commenting it. As “Teeth” said: this would mean heterosexual Blowjobs are a result of early deprivation of maternal suckling too? LOL!

      Jun 17, 2014 at 6:47 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ogre Magi
      Ogre Magi

      “I don’t think the Ranger’s gonna like this Yogi”,

      “Yeah, well fuck the Ranger Boo Boo”!

      Jun 17, 2014 at 7:56 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BECQueerty
      BECQueerty

      Bears will be bears.

      Jun 18, 2014 at 2:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Merv
      Merv

      I have an overwhelming urge to go to the car wash.

      Jun 18, 2014 at 5:45 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Harley
      Harley

      Hey, Rick Perry. You think the bears may be alcoholics?

      Jun 18, 2014 at 6:08 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Cam
      Cam

      My favorite was the panic that the anti-gay bigots had when this behavior in the animal kingdom first got reported out.

      At first they spent years claiming being gay wasn’t natural because it never appeared in the animal kingdom. Then when reports came out that it WAS common in the animal kingdom they did a quick 180 and tried to say that being gay was bad BECAUSE animals did it. LOL

      Oh you silly bigots.

      Jun 18, 2014 at 8:29 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Dxley
      Dxley

      Watch the fucking teeth!

      Jun 18, 2014 at 11:31 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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