The Archdiocese of New York helped produce an anti-pedophilia coloring book. The NY Post reports:

A new coloring book being distributed by the Archdiocese of New York teaches children to protect themselves from adults - including, apparently, priests - who cannot stay within the lines.

Although priests are never explicitly the villains of "Being Friends, Being Safe, Being Catholic," the female guardian angel who narrates the morality tale warns on one page that an altar boy should never remain alone in a room with any adult unless the door is open.

Those crazy, potentially demented and definitely sick kids over at 23/6 took it upon themselves to start filling in some of the book's pervy blanks.