Look at these faces. Notice any glaring truths? Yes, you must see it. Their innocence has been shattered, their angelic purity stolen too soon. Too soon!
Here’s how it happened, though we still can’t figure out what’s stranger about the story — the circumstances or their mother’s reaction.
Jade Miller, 27, was enjoying a meal at Jimmy’s Restaurant in Southeast London with her three sons, when something truly unthinkable happened.
Alfie, 9, and Archie, 6 (pictured here looking like they ate something foul), went off to use the facilities and returned with some worrying news.
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They reported back to Mama Jade that they’d seen “something bad” on the restaurant’s booking computer.
Jade did what any concerned parent would have done, and went to check it out, discovering to her horror that there was gay porn playing on the screen. Specifically, a video from a site called Meatspin featuring a man twirling his member around like a helicopter.
Natural cause for alarm? Sure, but Jade took the incident as a criminal act.
In her own words, she explained that, “I went over and had a look and there was gay porn on the screen and the kids were standing there laughing their heads off. I don’t think they understood what was going on.”
And that’s really the crux of it. They didn’t understand what was going on, and thought it was funny. She could have informed a manager what happened, and dropped it there. Her kids would have forgotten about the entire thing within an hour.
Instead, she called the cops, turning the situation into something much more difficult to explain to a child.
When the staff tried to turn off the computer, she insisted it remain on, even taking cell phone footage to prove what had happened.
The cops showed up, likely confusing her kids even more, and it was ultimately decided that the window had been a pop-up from a spam e-mail in the computer’s booking system.
Still, Jade wouldn’t drop it. “I feel absolutely sick regarding this matter. It wasn’t dealt with properly.”
Did she want someone to be led away in handcuffs? Would that have felt like proper closure? Made it any easier to explain to the kids?
Perhaps a few comped appetizers and an apology from the restaurant would have settled things much more tidily.
Dakotahgeo
This can be solved very simply. Remove her children from her care, and spay her!
GG
“. . . a video from a site called Meatspin featuring a man twirling his member around like a helicopter.”
“[The mother] explained that, ‘I went over and had a look and there was gay porn on the screen . . .'”
– Um, since when does a man twirling his member constitute GAY porn? Was the twirler being touched by other men?
Was another man f***ing him at the time? Were there any male-male bj’s happening?
I’m guessing she has an unhealthy fear of ‘The Gay’ and sees it everywhere, even where it isn’t.
ingyaom
Sounds like the mom was awfully interested in those b!g d!cks!
dhmonarch89
so- one man spinning his penis is gay porn….do str8 guys helocopter? It was indecent especially for work- but why did she immediately go to ‘GAY’ porn???? She probbaly has a problem with gays.
Stevenw
Screams Daily Mail reporting to me; the newspaper that lives off its own outraged farts.
Get the fake sadness on the kids faces! Wonder how much ‘Jade’ got paid for her ‘traumatic’ tale of woe?
dali
Well a simple Google search with the word “meatspin” will prove to you guys that this is factually gay porn.
Yes, GG, another man is f***ing him at the time.
Just do your research before complaning all the time. It’s quite easy.
NoCagada
@GG: I bet her husband keeps borrowing her phone!
NoCagada
@dali: I BET you found it easy
NoCagada
“Alfie, 9, and Archie, 6 (pictured here looking like they ate something foul)…”
She’s probably one of those mothers who breastfeeds until the kid is 21.
TomOH
What does she want? Several weeks of coverage across all major news networks, some landmark trial, a huge cash settlement, the entire restaurant chain to close down, a Lifetime movie made about her, and a reality show for her and her family?
SpunkyBunks
Alfie and Archie sound like normal little boys. I would have probably laughed about it too when I was a kid.
I’m sure this mom will do her best to screw them up and turn them into self-hating a-holes. When I read stories like this about mom’s with stick up their asses, it makes me appreciate my mom so much more. Mom, I thank you so much for being a wonderful mother and I miss you so!
Clark35
@Stevenw: Yeah it does read that way like a fake story. The whole “meatspin” thing is a shock/spam site.
SouthwestSun
The mother severely over reacted. Calling the police was wrong because it was (1) completely unnecessary and (2) because it teaches the child that sexual acts require police attention and that might make them view sex in an unhealthy way. The mother is overprotective and silly.
polarisfashion
If the boys are straight and their father heard that they saw some chick with big boobs, they would have had a good laugh about it and this would not have even made the news.
lcandela123
We’re sad. Mommy won’t let us watch the funny video. Then, she had a hissy fit and dragged us out of the restaurant. Then, she made us pose for this picture when all we wanted to do was watch the funny video. We’re sad.
enfilmigult
@GG: “Was another man f***ing him at the time?”…yes. There are many things to object to as far as the mother’s actions, but considering Meatspin gay porn isn’t one of them, ha ha.
Since you haven’t seen it (how have you not seen it?): It’s a guy bouncing up and down on another guy’s member, and the motion makes his own twirl around. Someone turned that moment into a GIF (because it’s hilarious) and there it is.
cshields
I understand her anger completely. I feel the writer of this article simply wanted to attack the mother for reacting out of anger. I doubt these 3 kids will grow up to become serial killers or rapists because of this but she shouldn’t have to be okay that they saw it at all.
transiteer
Ignore it and the kids have no memory of the event, which didn’t traumatize them at all. The one doing the Big Trauma, Big Drama is the air-head mother – she should lose her kids. They deserve far better and far more normal than this useless female.
jademiller
Omg!
Queerty if your going to “rewrite” the story then please get your facts right.
I have no problem with any gender, race, gay, bisexual, straight. Im very open minded. Would be happy if my children were gay.
Please read the full report here –
http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/03/family-saw-hardcore-gay-porn-playing-on-restaurant-computer-5047875/
I asked for the staff to apologise they proceeded to
Man handle me so I called the police regarding the matter.
Thanks for your lovely messages.
I didn’t get paid a penny. I don’t want any money. Just to make parents aware that porn should not be on a computer !!! PleSe be safe when out with your children.
Also I don’t want any free meals !!!
spiffy
Is it just me, or is the kid on the left wearing either a seriously crooked toupee or a fascinator made out of hair?
Anyway, adorable kids; I feel bad that they’re going to have to deal with an overprotective mother for the rest of their lives.
jademiller
@spiffy: 100% not overprotective ! And that’s how he wants his hair lol 🙂
JB
What I find most criminal about this whole thing is that a 27-year-old woman has three children! Isn’t she aware there’s a world population explosion problem?!? Use birth control, beeotch!
YouGoGurl
Love the Hitler hair on the kid on the right! Could this be the grown up Harry and Charlie? “Charlie saw a spinning winer! Owwww! Ohhhhh! Awwwwww! Charlie, that hurt, and it’s still hurting…”
YouGoGurl
Oops, on the left… Hitler hair on the left! Sorry, Charlie! Just realized you can’t edit on Queerty.
chstennis54
@jademiller: Sure, Jan.
Jacob23
“Meatspin” has been on the internet for some years. It isn’t gay porn. It is “transgender” porn set to a song by Dead or Alive. Once again, gay people get smeared by association with transgender. BTW, I have never heard of a “pop up” on an email. You have to click on a link or open an attachment to get a video playing. And since that video was playing, there’s a good chance that malware was delivered to the restaurant’s computer system. There would be no other reason for a commercial spam email to contain a video like this.
Jade, thank you for confirming that this is not about being anti-gay. That is good to hear. BTW, the Metro article doesn’t say anything about your being manhandled by the restaurant staff, so I am going to have to infer that this is one of the rare instances in which Queerty’s fake journalists actually got the story right. Assuming that the story is accurately reported above and that there was no attempt to discuss this with management, then I do think you overreacted in this case. However, your underlying concern (keeping your young children away from porn) is completely valid and I think Dan Tracer’s contemptuous and disrespectful tone, including his musings about what would or would not upset your kids, is appalling. One comes to expect the appalling on this site.
greybat
‘I’m in such shock, what do you say to a six-year-old and a nine-year-old when they’ve just seen porn?’
You say: “Sometimes people post inappropriate things on the Internet. And you see? Those other children were making fun of them.”
It’s called Parenting, apparently a Lost Art!
IanHunter
Bitch just wants a law suit.
PLAYS WELL WITH OTHERS
I am thinking it was the beef special of the night……
PS: How many of ya went to the site meatspin???? :p
Henrik
Oh! She is a “Drama Queen”! She taught her children nothing but drama!
Henrik
They didn’t understand what was going on, and thought it was funny.
To the mother, “Did you tell them what is really going on? And there are many more out there! What to do next time?”
tricky ricky
@cshields: she went so far over the top it’s pathetic. there was no excuse for her outrageous behavior. the kids were LAUGHING. she wanted vent outrage and get a free meal. she called the police! she’s a freaking brit twat loon out to get herself something. that’s why she called the paper. it wasn’t done on purpose by the staff. her kids are going to be laughingstocks because of her.
tricky ricky
@jademiller: nobody is buying what you’re selling lady
GG
@enfilmigult: Thanks for the info. I wish that fact had been included in the article!
Cee
This is why Marijuana needs to be legalized….for people like this lady. She needs it. Her kids are F’n cute though with their little receding hairlines.
Seriously, they’re adorable though.
tdx3fan
Well, if the conservatives are right (THEY AREN’T) these kids now have no choice but to grow up and become gay themselves. I hope this woman will be nice to her future son-in-laws.
Dakotahgeo
@tdx3fan: sons-in-law.