If you hate hearing the words Donald Trump (pardon our French) as much as we do, one of our favorite funny men has come to the rescue. Chris Kardwick, host of Comedy Central’s game show @midnight with Chris Hardwick, offers dozens of descriptors for the terrifying GOP presidential candidate — and they’re all pretty accurate — that make those two scary words just a bit more tolerable. Our faves: “constipated Cheeto Donald Trump,” “fancy deli meat sculpture Donald Trump” and “shrieking Buffalo wing that fell into a urinal Donald Trump.” Oh hell, we love them all.
Watch a speedcut of the Hardwick’s greatest Trump hits and tell us the one you like best in the comments section.
H/t: EW
Giancarlo85
Let’s stop with the articles on this ignorant douchebag. He would collapse this country if he ever got in the White House. Trump would ensure twenty 9/11s happening. He is a national security threat. The entire republican party is selling this country out. Trump’s vitriol is destroying any chance the republican party had. 65% of Americans don’t trust Trump according to numerous polls.
The Republican party dropped the soap and will get screwed next year.
zooby
Never would I thought I’d see people (well, idiots) on Queerty supporting Donald Trump. It’s bad enough to be a gay republican, and now supporting Trump? Oh lord.
Giancarlo85
@zooby: I feel ashamed Americans of any kind are supporting him. He really is a monumental failure.
Pyxy Dyxon
we in the LBGT community have a friend in Chris Hardwicke besides being yummy has said many positive comments in our favor. let’s do him a solid (boy i’d love to) and support his Show @ Midnight comedy central.
chaddyboy6
What has Trump said about gay people? So much hatred for the man. So much for the tolerant left. Oh i know his correct remarks about keeping Muslims(who stone gays, hang them, throw them off buildings, don’t allow Jews in their country, are misogynists,the Koran encourages Jihad and death to non believers_i have read it myself) out of the country because they can not be properly vetted(sweeties we are at war-I value my life). The safety and security of the people(all people) who live in this country is the government #1 priority.
Giancarlo85
@chaddyboy6: What a major yawn. What about Indonesians, Persians and Albanians? Kick them out too? Screen them? Indonesians are great people… I know a few who live here in LA… they are Muslim, but they are also secularized and own businesses. One owns a highly successful restaurant. Donald Trump doesn’t know his ass from the ground.
Oh and as far as misogynists and anti-gays… lets talk about the Kurdish people. If the Kurds had their own country they would be more pro-gay than the republican party.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/06/08/turkey-hdp-party_n_7537648.html
I would rather live next to a few Kurds than a republican or even a gay republican.
Giancarlo85
Hey everyone… you think Donald Trump is a good guy? Why does he surround himself with extremists then who think a wife can’t be raped by their spouse?
http://goprapeadvisorychart.com/
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-rape_55b6df6ce4b0074ba5a60418
Donald Trump is a lying sleazebag who will say anything to appeal to the emotions of uber-emotional queens.
“Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump may have raped his ex-wife Ivana Trump, according to a 1993 biography of the real estate mogul uncovered by The Daily Beast. Trump’s attorney on Monday denied the allegation, claiming “you cannot rape your spouse.””
F-KING CLASSY.
Giancarlo85
If Trump is the candidate, those allegations will come back up… in force. Obviously it’s a biography. Awesome job guys… classy candidate you picked to support. All the gay republicans are around here are cheering and clapping like good drones.
muscl954
I LOVE Chris Hardwick. Luv Luv Luv
jack dixon
Chris Hardwick is one funny guy,
thanks for being fearless in your dislike of Agent Orange.
the best way to take down a bully is to make him an object of ridicule and you Chris are doing a great job. Keep it up. Donald Trump Anti-Christ has no place in America nor do his followers. PEOPLE WATCH THIS EMMY AWARD WINNING SHOW ON COMEDY CENTRAL @Midnight
jack dixon
Chris Hardwick is one funny guy,
thanks for being fearless in your dislike of Agent Orange.
the best way to take down a bully is to make him an object of ridicule and you Chris are doing a great job. Keep it up. Donald Trump Anti-Christ has no place in America nor do his followers. PEOPLE WATCH THIS EMMY AWARD WINNING SHOW ON COMEDY CENTRAL @Midnigh
Stilinski26
Hes hot