
GRATUITOUS SKIN — Draped in holiday lights, Parker Hurley exhibits his many talents. Among them: Playing with large round objects. [via zephyr]

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photos are a little cheesy, but the guy does have a nice body, the face…it's ok, nothing really to write home about though.
filthy/gorgeous
cute photos and this guy is just insanely hot
Great body, bizarre face
@Z reveals: I like his face!
@Z reveals:
How is his face bizarre? He's a cute guy with an incredible body.
He doesn't look particularly bright, but so what.
wow. what a bunch of catty queens on here. he's a great looking guy!
How can you tell how bright someone is by looking at their photos?
Very handsome to me! TOTALLY picky of me, and I TOTALLY admit that I have never/will never look this hot BUT: watch the tits: getting top heavy, work them lower cuz' your on the verge of bitch tits. See how they just shelve and curve? Too much straight bench press.
Hmmm. Mark M, do you think most people will EVER notice something like that?
@Nick: If I was paying for 2 hours of his time, yes I would. :)
@Mark M:
i know! my mom has tits like his…fuck…
i would LOVE to see what the men posting such hypercritical comments look like!!!
I think he'd look better if he shaved but kept the side burns maybe the mustache too.
From Philly. Straight. Hot.