We’d heard a few murmurs of House Speaker Dennis “Hasturd” Hastert’s fondness for young men (particularly young Asian men) before, but wanted to wait until they were more than just a whisper.
Lucky for all of us who enjoy watching the downfall of others, The Wayne Madsen Report has confirmed from Washington insiders that Turd-Face does, in fact, like it in the butt.
The rumors about another top GOP member of the House being involved in sexual encounters with young “men for hire” are confirmed to WMR by well-placed sources in Washington’s gay community. The member in question is House Speaker Dennis Hastert, whose “alternate” life style is the primary reason for him and his staff covering up the scandal involving ex-Florida GOP Rep. Mark Foley and his lewd messages sent to underage male congressional pages. Hastert’s penchant to receive anal sex is well-known to our sources in DC’s gay community. Additionally, Hastert’s reported extremely small penis is the subject of many jokes among Washington’s gay circles.
We hope against hope that if this is true, it comes out in the biggest way possible. While the mere thought of seeing Hasturd (and his allegedly small penis) doing the nasty makes our eye bleed, we’d kill for video evidence. Any biters?
ed pefferman
Don’t pick on Denny Hastert. He’s a hoot!
Besides the GOP is beginning to eat thier young.
ed
Bryan
Hasturd’s face looks like a giant ballsac! no wonder the DC boys love him!
Has Turd Will Travel For COCK!
Butt Pffffff
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Jordy
In this AP news clip at the 12 second mark, you’ll see Hastert’s bodyguard, he looks young and Asian.
http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/scp_v3/viewer/index.php?pid=16598&rn=49750&cl=934221&ch=68276&src=news
Kurtiss
can there be thoughts most disgusting than that, most escorts would decline
logan76723
the man is a top leader of a political party that basically wants gay people destroyed – and the worst things DC gays can say about him is that he has a small dick?? no wonder much of america is still unwilling to take gays seriously.