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Gay Porn Actor Bruno Knight Arrested At LAX With Half A Pound Of Meth Up His Butt

Screen Shot 2014-07-22 at 11.01.38 AMHere’s a cautionary prostate tale for the kids.

Gay porn actor Bruno Knight (real name Phillip Gizzie) was attempting to fly out of LAX on June 16th with half a pound of crystal meth shoved up his ass when things started going decidedly wrong. Go figure.

The British native never made it on the plane back to London. As he attempted to board the Virgin Atlantic flight, Customs and Border Protection officers — acting on a tip from the DEA — stopped and questioned him.

It became very clear very quickly to the officers that something was amiss. Knight had only been in Los Angeles for a few days with his partner Alister McCalister (amazing name), had no checked luggage, and was moving erratically and sweating profusely. When asked about his brief trip, he explained that he had been in North Hollywood partying with several male friends, and that he’d taken meth, marijuana, cocaine and GHB.

He was escorted to a holding room at LAX where upon further questioning he admitted to having inserted three large objects containing meth up his anus.

Two of those objects were produced shortly thereafter when Knight complained that he couldn’t control his bowels any longer.

He was admitted to Centinela Hospital in Inglewood, CA, where the third object finally came out of hiding at the behest of an enema.

The total amount from all three objects added up to 226 grams, or just shy of half a pound.

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