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GOP’s Sleep-A-Gay Sex Scandal

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Those Republicans just can’t stay out of gay sex scandals – or in the closet!

First Representative Mark Foley, then Evangelical Ted Haggard and the most recent (and racist!) fallen Floridian politico Ted Allen. Now Glenn Murphy joins the Grand Old Hall of Hypocrisy.

The former chairman of the Young Republicans National Federation (talk about a mouthful), resigned yesterday under some pretty dubious, debaucherous circumstances. Though the rising Republican star alleges he resigned to take a “non-partisan” job position, there may be a more logical, illegal explanation.

And it’s not for the faint of heart.

Advance in Indiana offers the gist.

In a shocking police report filed by the Clark Co. Sheriff’s office, Murphy is accused of sexually assaulting another man on Saturday, July 28, 2007, while he lay sleeping in his bed. The alleged assault of the 22-year-old man took place in the Jeffersonville, Indiana home of his sister following a Young Republican party in which both Murphy and the 22-year-old man had been in attendance. The victim’s sister had urged both men to spend the night at her home because of the amount of alcohol the two had consumed during the party. The victim awoke in the morning to find Murphy performing oral sex on him according to the report. When [cops asked] Murphy what [Murphy] was doing, [the victim] responded: “He was holding his dick with one hand and sucking my dick with his mouth.”

The blow job receiver then passed the news along to his sister, who confronted Murphy, who then allegedly confessed to the faux pas. (Even Republicans know you don’t suck a man’s dick while he sleeps. Then you don’t get the full moan.)

According to the same police report, Murphy had another nocturnal transgression back in 1998. As the lies began to unravel, Murphy and his self-declared non-Republican lawyer released a statement “pointing out,” “Mr. Murphy contends that the events that took place that evening were as between two consenting adults.” Sucking off two men in their sleep? That doesn’t sound too consensual. In fact, one may say – and we do – that Murphy’s actions weren’t consensual.

The YRNF and their allies have removed all references from their sites. Except, of course, they didn’t catch their cached page, seen below:
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Before his fall from GOP grace, Murphy dominated the young Republican scene, sweeping the Charlie Crist led national convention in Florida.

Upon becoming YRNF chair in 2005, Murphy told his conservative comrades,

It is an honor and a privilege to lead in one of the highest offices of this amazing Republican organization. And it is truly humbling that so many people from Indiana and across the United States lent me their support.

I keep getting asked by my Democrat friends if my new position will force me to move to Washington, DC. They will be sad to find out that I plan on staying right here in Indian to annoiy my liberal friends both at home and abroad.

Little did Murphy know he and his little Murphy would end up sucking so hard.

Want to read the entire “shocking” police report? Download the pdf!

By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Aug 8, 2007
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  • 11 Comments
    • cjc
      cjc

      This isn’t a shocker, but it is very entertaining in what one blog has called the “Endless Cummer” of Republican sex scandals.

      What is shocking is that the YRNF could find not just one, but TWO token African-Americans for their Web page!

      Aug 8, 2007 at 8:19 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Woof
      Woof

      So it didn’t say if the 22 year old told him to stop or if there was any other “assault”. Not like it was a minor…what’s the problem with a little blow and j/o?

      Aug 8, 2007 at 9:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • nycstudman
      nycstudman

      Why are these Grand Outed Partyboys so butt ugly? Maybe if they kept in shape, they wouldn’t be so in shame. Anyway, I’m starting to think the GOP is gayer than the Dems – they’re just all closeted.

      Aug 8, 2007 at 12:30 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • james_boston
      james_boston

      Another hypocritical Republican sex predator exposed? It must be Wednesday…

      Aug 8, 2007 at 1:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sarah
      Sarah

      GLENN MURPHY, MOUTHPIECE FOR THE YOUNG REPUBLICANS
      I think we need to be fair about this story involving Glenn Murphy. It is all too clear to me that he was only adopting the defensive tactics that State Representative Bob Allen perfected. Murphy obviously believed that there was a black man in the area, and in an effort to protect himself he employed the Republican “stop, drop and blow” technique.
      We shouldn’t be kicking the GOP around when they’re on their knees.

      Aug 8, 2007 at 4:29 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CitizenGeek
      CitizenGeek

      That is just WAY too funny. He gave some guy a blowjob WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING?! And he got caught! Hahahah!

      Hmm, the GOP’s gays sure are an odd bunch …

      Jun 13, 2008 at 11:01 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • rob
      rob

      MAJOR TYPO!!!

      You accidentally typed “Ted Allen” while referring to “Bob Allen”.

      Ted Allen is America’s favorite gay foodie! Bob Allen is a self-hating gay racist!

      Please don’t inadvertantly malign lovable Ted Allen!

      Jun 13, 2008 at 3:10 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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