Police Report Calls Glenn Murphy a Repeat Cocksucker

GOP’s Sleep-A-Gay Sex Scandal

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Those Republicans just can’t stay out of gay sex scandals – or in the closet!

First Representative Mark Foley, then Evangelical Ted Haggard and the most recent (and racist!) fallen Floridian politico Ted Allen. Now Glenn Murphy joins the Grand Old Hall of Hypocrisy.

The former chairman of the Young Republicans National Federation (talk about a mouthful), resigned yesterday under some pretty dubious, debaucherous circumstances. Though the rising Republican star alleges he resigned to take a “non-partisan” job position, there may be a more logical, illegal explanation.

And it’s not for the faint of heart.

Advance in Indiana offers the gist.

In a shocking police report filed by the Clark Co. Sheriff’s office, Murphy is accused of sexually assaulting another man on Saturday, July 28, 2007, while he lay sleeping in his bed. The alleged assault of the 22-year-old man took place in the Jeffersonville, Indiana home of his sister following a Young Republican party in which both Murphy and the 22-year-old man had been in attendance. The victim’s sister had urged both men to spend the night at her home because of the amount of alcohol the two had consumed during the party. The victim awoke in the morning to find Murphy performing oral sex on him according to the report. When [cops asked] Murphy what [Murphy] was doing, [the victim] responded: “He was holding his dick with one hand and sucking my dick with his mouth.”

The blow job receiver then passed the news along to his sister, who confronted Murphy, who then allegedly confessed to the faux pas. (Even Republicans know you don’t suck a man’s dick while he sleeps. Then you don’t get the full moan.)

According to the same police report, Murphy had another nocturnal transgression back in 1998. As the lies began to unravel, Murphy and his self-declared non-Republican lawyer released a statement “pointing out,” “Mr. Murphy contends that the events that took place that evening were as between two consenting adults.” Sucking off two men in their sleep? That doesn’t sound too consensual. In fact, one may say – and we do – that Murphy’s actions weren’t consensual.

The YRNF and their allies have removed all references from their sites. Except, of course, they didn’t catch their cached page, seen below:
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Before his fall from GOP grace, Murphy dominated the young Republican scene, sweeping the Charlie Crist led national convention in Florida.

Upon becoming YRNF chair in 2005, Murphy told his conservative comrades,

It is an honor and a privilege to lead in one of the highest offices of this amazing Republican organization. And it is truly humbling that so many people from Indiana and across the United States lent me their support.

I keep getting asked by my Democrat friends if my new position will force me to move to Washington, DC. They will be sad to find out that I plan on staying right here in Indian to annoiy my liberal friends both at home and abroad.

Little did Murphy know he and his little Murphy would end up sucking so hard.

Want to read the entire “shocking” police report? Download the pdf!