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The Republican National Committee wants ideas for its 2008 electoral platform. [GOP]

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By: Andrew Belonksy
On: Jul 11, 2008
Tagged: News, Politics, Republican National Committee, Republicans

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No. 1 · ggreen
â€œKill Fagsâ€ why mess with success.

Jul 11, 2008 at 12:04 pm · @Reply ·
No. 2 · Woof
“How to cruise a public toilet and not get caught”

Jul 11, 2008 at 12:09 pm · @Reply ·
No. 3 · Tom
How to be racist and pretend you are standing for equality.

Jul 11, 2008 at 12:12 pm · @Reply ·
No. 4 · Dubwise
I don’t have a suggestion for the actual platform.

Maybe, they should run a contest. They could offer a BROWN SHIRT for every suggestion added to the platform.

Jul 11, 2008 at 12:22 pm · @Reply ·
No. 5 · Darth Paul
-Focus on what non-straights are doing with their genitals.

-Pretending like it’s still 1958.

-Specious application of buzzwords: patriotism, liberal, climate change, etc.

Jul 11, 2008 at 12:44 pm · @Reply ·
No. 6 · CHURCHILL-Y
Blackface McCain and put on him a sign that says “Change”.

Jul 11, 2008 at 12:48 pm · @Reply ·
No. 7 · Kree
How do we make McCain look capable, likable and…. sane?
How do we continue to disguise hate as politics?
Where do you hide a hookers dead body in a pinch?
The “Obamas a Muslim” thing isn’t working, whats next?
“Fear Mongering: You Can Too!”
“Best Gloryholes: Washington and Beyond.”
“How to Pick the Perfect Call-Boy”
“Deny, Deny, Deny!”
Vice President candidates: Satan is unavailable, who else is there?

Jul 11, 2008 at 1:14 pm · @Reply ·
No. 8 · Allen
Bring on the Log Cabin here in the Twin Cities! I can’t WAIT to pounce on them. :D

Jul 11, 2008 at 1:35 pm · @Reply ·
No. 9 · CitizenGeek
Here’s some advice: Grow up and respect the millions of gay people in the US, you stupid, cowardly, ignorant and hateful shower of bastards.

Jul 11, 2008 at 2:57 pm · @Reply ·
No. 10 · Walsingham
“John McCain ’08 – because you don’t want *them* in charge, do you?”

Jul 12, 2008 at 2:39 am · @Reply ·