“Kill Fags” why mess with success.

"How to cruise a public toilet and not get caught"

How to be racist and pretend you are standing for equality.

I don't have a suggestion for the actual platform.

Maybe, they should run a contest. They could offer a BROWN SHIRT for every suggestion added to the platform.

-Focus on what non-straights are doing with their genitals.

-Pretending like it's still 1958.

-Specious application of buzzwords: patriotism, liberal, climate change, etc.

Blackface McCain and put on him a sign that says "Change".

How do we make McCain look capable, likable and…. sane?
How do we continue to disguise hate as politics?
Where do you hide a hookers dead body in a pinch?
The "Obamas a Muslim" thing isn't working, whats next?
"Fear Mongering: You Can Too!"
"Best Gloryholes: Washington and Beyond."
"How to Pick the Perfect Call-Boy"
"Deny, Deny, Deny!"
Vice President candidates: Satan is unavailable, who else is there?

Bring on the Log Cabin here in the Twin Cities! I can't WAIT to pounce on them. :D

Here's some advice: Grow up and respect the millions of gay people in the US, you stupid, cowardly, ignorant and hateful shower of bastards.

"John McCain '08 - because you don't want *them* in charge, do you?"