Modeling agent Derek Lloyd Saathoff is so fabulous he get can a table reservation at a restaurant whose maître d’hôtel tells everyone else they’re booked. DON’T YOU WANT TO BE HIS FRIEND. Helping round out the cast of A-List: New York, Derek says he’s best friends with Lindsay Lohan (she totes spends the night at his place, when she’s not in rehab or prison) and loves tanning and trash talking. Ready to fill up your Tumblr about how repulsive he is? Get in line. Me? I’m thoroughly entertained.