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In Praise Of Bieber’s Endowment, “Shade, She Wrote”, 3-Waying With The Stars & More!

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– I know I’m super late to the twerk party hosted by bootylicious baseball player John Magnum’s incredible jelly but the accompanying Vine has disappeared, leaving us with only a series of gifs. Gifs that keep on giving.

maleficent- Angelina Jolie looks terrifyingly fabulous — albeit airbrushed to within an inch of her life — as the evil queen of Sleeping Beauty’s dreams nightmares in the poster for next year’s Maleficent.

Ben Affleck‘s Batman costume will be sans nipples, giving the Batman vs. Superman movie one less reason to suck.

– Meanwhile, Justin Bieber‘s Brazilian hooker bodybuilder and part-time actress, soaking up what’s left of her quickly disappearing 15 minutes, says the pop tart is “well-endowed.” Imagine when his balls finally drop.

– Some people (me) are excited for the Murder, She Wrote remake starring Oscar-winner Octavia Spencer, while some people (Angela Lansbury) think it’s a mistake.

– New Zealanders apparently love their nude, co-ed rugby games, but it’s not really fair that the women get to keep their clothes on. It’s called equality.

– Sculptures by artist and Lady Gaga crush Jeff Koons were vandalized at the lady’s Brooklyn bash Sunday night. But, hey, it’s Brooklyn. They should be glad no one turned one of the sculptures into a crack pipe.

– Speaking of Gags, she and beligerent bobblehead Perez Hilton are still feuding.

Elizabeth Berkley (Lauren) was eliminated from Dancing with the Stars, even after doing this hot shirtless threeway salsa, thus denying us a grand finale in which she performed a one-woman version of Showgirls in under 3 minutes. Talk about missed opportunities.:

  • 14 Comments
    • AuntieChrist
      AuntieChrist

      BIEBER no doubt paid her to say that he did in fact have a penis. Though it’s more than likely a prominent clitoris.

      Nov 12, 2013 at 6:19 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • damienbasile
      damienbasile

      Actually, the compilation youtube video of all 3 John Magnum twerk vines exist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X5X–drBF0. Also, can we just take a moment to acknowledge that his last name is MAGNUM.

      Nov 12, 2013 at 7:13 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rockery
      Rockery

      John’s twerking is nothing without the music. The one on the right was Gas pedal (one of the standard vine songs) he really connects his sweet ass with the music

      Nov 12, 2013 at 7:26 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Rockery
      Rockery

      @damienbasile:

      I’m pretty sure it’s MANGUM

      Nov 12, 2013 at 8:03 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Kieran
      Kieran

      His name is John MANGUM. Giving a performance like that deserves the respect of a correct spelling.

      Nov 12, 2013 at 8:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Teleny
      Teleny

      @AuntieChrist: Beiber well endowed? I thought she was an A cup!

      Nov 12, 2013 at 9:07 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • crazycorgi
      crazycorgi

      Somebody is going to have to come out with undeniable proof before I ever believe Just Bieber even has a penis let alone being well-endowed. Give me a break. Wonder how much his PR people paid for that tidbit?

      Nov 12, 2013 at 10:43 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • BlogShag
      BlogShag

      According to Nicki Minaj, Bieber is NOT well endowed.

      Nov 13, 2013 at 1:12 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hotshot70
      hotshot70

      Bieber is (and has) a little prick! How much longer before he is completely out of public eye? Before long, he and Miley will vanish. Please aliens, take them and do whatever you like with them, just don’t give them back.

      Nov 13, 2013 at 4:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • AuntieChrist
      AuntieChrist

      That’s why he wears those stupid pants. To hide his vagina. I vomit in my mouth a little every time I see Miley’s tongue. I am pretty sure than she is doing the gay community a favor turning people gay. I wonder how many lesbians Bieber makes in a day.

      Nov 13, 2013 at 8:14 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • twoguysbrooklyn
      twoguysbrooklyn

      @Queerty: Was the idiot who wrote this,

      “But, hey, it’s Brooklyn. They should be glad no one turned one of the sculptures into a crack pipe”

      ever actually IN Brooklyn? JERK!

      Nov 13, 2013 at 9:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ronbo
      Ronbo

      Who cares if it’s big or small or medium? That’s like arguing about the quality of his work… it’s music, right? The point of Bieber is that six pack and sweet bottom. If you wouldn’t squeal like a 14 year old girl if he came in you Christmas sock, you are either lying or allergic to lean, young and cute. (see fat, old, ugly and hung http://www.holytaco.com/25-bizarre-pictures-of-ron-jeremy/)

      Nov 13, 2013 at 9:26 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Ruddigore
      Ruddigore

      John MANgum is the baseball playing twerker. John MAGnum is the gay porn star (NSFW): https://twitter.com/johnmagnumxxx

      Nov 13, 2013 at 2:40 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • es1226
      es1226

      @twoguysbrooklyn: My sentiments exactly! I’ve called Brooklyn home for 15 years and love it.

      Jan 23, 2014 at 1:37 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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