First things first — how happy does it make you that John Stamos still hangs out with Full House co-star Lori Laughlin?
But now to the heart of the matter: If John Stamos was a female, the only male he’d sleep with is…
…drumroll…
John Stamos!
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OK, so John and Lori were actually just dubsmashing a quote from the 2008 film Stepbrothers (a classic in its own right), but still, he looks pretty convicted. That would be the ultimate boyfriend twin.
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Michael Woodruff
You mean other than Bob Saget?
Victor Barry
Say it’s me, say it’s me! Damn. Not me,
Kacper Krzysztof Sulak
“Go f yourself” would not be offensive at all, in that case. 🙂
onthemark
I guessed right! What do I win?
Luke Ellison
Boo!!
Randy Bowling
I guessed himself before even reading the article………………
Steve Russell
I bet he has played with boys in his youth.
dcto
So he’s a starf*cker…
Brian
Ravish my apple breast with your big mouth, Mr Stamos.
John Kuehnle
I have a feeling lots of men or women fool around with members of the same sex, to get parts etc…I could be wrong
Kangol
Narcissus. Yawn.
Bobby Smith
Lier
johnr9
I guessed as much, too. Also, have you seen him in a recent episode of the TV show he’s on (I think it’s called “Grandfathered”), in which he was wearing white pants? He has a nice package that brings to mind Jon Hamm’s famous member! 😉
Morris Spinetti
Who fuckin cares
Sluggo2007
He’s not as hot as he thinks he is. Now 25 years ago . . . different story.
woodroad34
Hmmmm, I heard long ago from a fellow who used to write for Soap Opera Digest that he and Kin Shriner had a fling together.
Nahald
He’d have sex with himself ? That’s called masturbation dude !
Atomicrob
These articles are puerile at best. Is this what Queerty has become? No thanks . . . high school humor.
IanHunter
I think he looks hotter now than Uncle Jesse. However, I’ll bet he screams his own name during sex and when he masturbates.