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John Stamos Reveals The Only Man He’d Have Sex With

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First things first — how happy does it make you that John Stamos still hangs out with Full House co-star Lori Laughlin?

But now to the heart of the matter: If John Stamos was a female, the only male he’d sleep with is…

…drumroll…

John Stamos!

We would love to be a fly on that wall.

OK, so John and Lori were actually just dubsmashing a quote from the 2008 film Stepbrothers (a classic in its own right), but still, he looks pretty convicted. That would be the ultimate boyfriend twin.

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Watch below:

“If you were a chick, who’s the one guy you would sleep with..?” @loriloughlin #stepbrothers

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