First things first — how happy does it make you that John Stamos still hangs out with Full House co-star Lori Laughlin?
But now to the heart of the matter: If John Stamos was a female, the only male he’d sleep with is…
We would love to be a fly on that wall.
OK, so John and Lori were actually just dubsmashing a quote from the 2008 film Stepbrothers (a classic in its own right), but still, he looks pretty convicted. That would be the ultimate boyfriend twin.