Kenny Chesney Says He’s Not Gay, Just a Big Whore
Being an editor at Queerty is an education and one of the lessons we’ve learned since beginning our reign of terror is that celebrities love, love, love to announce their status as non-homosexuals. Today’s lady who doth protest too much is country music ‘star’ Kenny Chesney.
It was first speculated that Chesney might be a mo’ after Renee Zellweger cited “fraud” in her annulment papers over their aborted marriage, but it turned out that the fraud wasn’t that he was secretly gay, but that he had been banging Paula Jackson a 47-year-old Southwest Airlines flight attendant for over a decade. Still, the rumors wouldn’t go away, so he tells Playboy this month how many chicks he’s banged:
“Man, I was over 100 several years ago…There were years when I had a better summer than A-Rod, buddy. You know? I got on the boards quite often.”
Yeah, Kenny- we get it. You’re fucking hotter than the Fourth of July. As for the gay rumors, they’ve injured his macho macho pride:
“What guy who loves girls wouldn’t be angry about that …? I didn’t sign up for that. I think people need to live their lives the way they want to, but I’m pretty confident in the fact that I love girls (laughs). I’ve got a long line of girls who could testify that I am not gay.”
Well, consider us convinced– not because he’s a human sex machine, but because well, he sounds like a total dick.
I don’t know if he is gay, but the way he goes about denying it, he definately is quite stupid!
I must say that Chesney really earned your well worded caption, and the entire story substantiates the real fact that one 47 year old flight attendent is joined by a line of girls, utterly lacking in good taste.
I’d happily let him give me a BJ – but only because it’ll stop him from singing.
Not all plastic, orange guys w/tit implants are gay.
i don’t think his tractor’s sexy.
I did notice recently he’s selling his fabulous Key West house. Yes, fabulous Key west house!
PLEASE, I know another country music singer who is gay and dated Kenny. shut it up KENNY. You’re a liar. I’m sick of it
IN FACT, i’ll give you the other guy’s name. Micheal Clay and kenny tried dating under the radar. now ya’ll go make history with that and out that liar
Go Kenny you big old slut!!!!
Yeah, and nobody who is married is gay either!!!
@Daniel:
you are soooo full of CRAP
@Me: you live in your world. I’ll live in the real world
@tavdy79: hahahahahahaha testify!
@Daniel: When you can spell “Michael” I might believe you.
Chesney is wearing a tank top, the trademark of a gay person…but she’s not gay.
Oh, no! lol
Umm…a little Shakespeare, anyone?
PS: I missed the beads around the neck. ;-0
@Charles J. Mueller:
in his defense (?) tanks where he’s from are [unfortunately] called “wife-beaters,” and are also the trademark of those with ruddy necks. but your gaydar is right on, methinks. gayer than Christmas.
and it’s so comforting to read of his long line of beards, er, i mean, girls.
Anyone who is secure in their sexuality should not give a rats *ss what other people think about them. It is time (we)Americans accept sexuality as a very small percentage of (and not the most important aspect)“who” we are.
It’s time we put an emphasis on who we love not who we lust.
@dgz:
Thanks for bringing me up to speed on that, DGZ. I was not aware of it.
I am also thinking back to a time when the Italian community in New York City also wore them (think “Sonny” Corleone in Mario Puzo’s The Godfather). They were called the now politically incorrect term of “Ginny” shirts. lol
I don’t know if Chesny is gay or bi or what-have-you but it’s always seemed to me that secure genuinely straight guys don’t get all hysterical because some people might think they’re gay. He would have more credibility if he’d say something like “I’m not gay, but that’s cool, if I was gay I’d be totally out, datin’ guys etc.” — instead of the typical defensive reaction. Of course, this is a [nominal] celebrity, and we know how deep in the closet most of them are. Guys like this don’t realize that the more they talk about the women they screw the more they sound like “Don Juan homosexuals.”
I asked him if he were gay, and he explained for 10 minutes why he wasn’t. He had me at Hell No… He had me at Hell No.
Kenny………..You want me…….I will make all your dreams come true. HIT ME UP STUD!!!!