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Liz Smith Likes Real Tits

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Omnisexual gossip Liz Smith’s rapidly becoming our favorite free sex stalwart. The 85-year old, who likes when we poke her, penned a column this week in which she gets up close and personal with Nicole Kidman’s chest, which some say have been inflated.

And Smith does not approve:

I admire a fine belle poitrine as much as anyone, but I can’t stand these added-on half grapefruits that look as unnatural as can be. I have known Nicole for a long time now and her natural assets were quite good enough to start with.

Ya hear that, ladies!? Smith likes you just the way you are, so don’t go getting any implants, which, we think, are super tacky – and that should be reason enough.

By:           Andrew Belonksy
On:           Mar 27, 2008
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  • 9 Comments
    • Hefty-Whore
      Hefty-Whore

      Since she is pregs her tits will swell beyond grapefruits.

      Mar 27, 2008 at 11:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Maverick69
      Maverick69

      Gross

      Silicone Milk

      Mar 27, 2008 at 11:57 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • leomoore
      leomoore

      There won’t be any milk of any type. Breasts with implants don’t work for the basic function of nursing babies. Milk ducts are destroyed, blocked, or severed.

      Mar 27, 2008 at 12:34 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Maverick69
      Maverick69

      Well then, I guess she can bounce her little bundle of joy on them !

      Mar 27, 2008 at 12:50 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • todd
      todd

      Nicole Kidman may have escaped the Scientologists, but she is still a freak show.

      Mar 27, 2008 at 2:02 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Bitch Republic
      Bitch Republic

      I doubt Nicole had any breast augmentation. Her breasts are just getting ready for the baby.

      Mar 27, 2008 at 2:08 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • hells kitchen guy
      hells kitchen guy

      She may not have had her cantalopes enlarged, but her face has pulled as taut as a sailing mast.

      Mar 27, 2008 at 2:16 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Sonora
      Sonora

      You malicious, hateful #@%&*! You dug up an old Liz Smith column and twisted what she wrote. Here’s what she wrote:
      ——————————————
      KARL LAGERFELD, who is never in touch with us, is in touch with us. He claims he was misrepresented and that the British tabloids twisted his words about Nicole Kidman. “Words have been invented that I did not speak. Everybody knows I hold Nicole in the highest regard, both personally and professionally.”

      All the Brits had the fashion king saying about Nicole was that she is “not much in the way of breasts.” What’s wrong with that? If I know Nicole (and I do), she’d just laugh and be the first to agree. Actually, I’ve always applauded the fact that Nicole has never surrendered herself to the idea of attaching those hideous, ubiquitous, grapefruit ovals to her chest, like so many others.

      ~ Liz Smith
      ——————————————

      Mar 27, 2008 at 3:33 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • oakling
      oakling

      I love Liz Smith. She is SASSY!

      Mar 28, 2008 at 12:25 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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