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MA Court Finds Gay Activist Innocent Of Grabbing Teen’s Butt

In June 2010, gay activist and former policeman Albert M. Toney III allegedly grabbed a male teenager’s butt inside of the Main Street YMCA locker of Massachusetts. The teen then went to his car and grabbed a bat and chain to retaliate against Toney, but an infinitely more reasonable person persuaded him to just file a report with the YMCA instead.

Toney was found innocent of indecent assault and battery on Thursday, partially because his accuser couldn’t remember details from that night—like whether he was driving a Mercedes-Benz or a Toyota Camry, two cars that look nothing at all alike.

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By: Daniel Villarreal
On: Sep 16, 2011
Tagged: Albert M. Toney III, Massachusetts

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No. 1 · oinonio
Who the hell keeps a chain and a bat in their mercedes or camry?

Sep 16, 2011 at 4:36 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 2 · CBRad
@oinonio: I know that sounds weird, but believe it or not I’ve known people to carry such items as weapons if they drive through bad neighborhoods regularly. ( Though the bat might have been for baseball and the chain for tires; I know nothing about this case).

Sep 16, 2011 at 4:48 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 3 · milhouse
A gay in a YMCA? How gauche and 70s.

Sep 17, 2011 at 2:15 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 4 · CBRad
@milhouse: Well, you must admit a YMCA has a certain retro erotic charge that fancy new expensive gyms will never achieve.

Sep 17, 2011 at 4:02 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 5 · Mr. Enemabag Jones
@oinonio:

I have an ax handle, and a tire iron in my truck. You never know…

Sep 17, 2011 at 1:45 pm · @Reply · Flag
No. 6 · Interesting
@Mr. Enemabag Jones: Never know what? When you my find your next victim for serial killin’?

Sep 18, 2011 at 1:17 am · @Reply · Flag
No. 7 · Mr. Enemabag Jones
@Interesting:

I think I just found him.

Sep 18, 2011 at 1:48 pm · @Reply · Flag