MA Court Finds Gay Activist Innocent Of Grabbing Teen’s Butt

In June 2010, gay activist and former policeman Albert M. Toney III allegedly grabbed a male teenager’s butt inside of the Main Street YMCA locker of Massachusetts. The teen then went to his car and grabbed a bat and chain to retaliate against Toney, but an infinitely more reasonable person persuaded him to just file a report with the YMCA instead.

Toney was found innocent of indecent assault and battery on Thursday, partially because his accuser couldn’t remember details from that night—like whether he was driving a Mercedes-Benz or a Toyota Camry, two cars that look nothing at all alike.

Image via Malerush (NSFW)

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  • oinonio

    Who the hell keeps a chain and a bat in their mercedes or camry?

  • CBRad

    @oinonio: I know that sounds weird, but believe it or not I’ve known people to carry such items as weapons if they drive through bad neighborhoods regularly. ( Though the bat might have been for baseball and the chain for tires; I know nothing about this case).

  • milhouse

    A gay in a YMCA? How gauche and 70s.

  • CBRad

    @milhouse: Well, you must admit a YMCA has a certain retro erotic charge that fancy new expensive gyms will never achieve.

  • Mr. Enemabag Jones


    I have an ax handle, and a tire iron in my truck. You never know…

  • Interesting

    @Mr. Enemabag Jones: Never know what? When you my find your next victim for serial killin’?

  • Mr. Enemabag Jones


    I think I just found him.

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