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MA Court Finds Gay Activist Innocent Of Grabbing Teen’s Butt

In June 2010, gay activist and former policeman Albert M. Toney III allegedly grabbed a male teenager’s butt inside of the Main Street YMCA locker of Massachusetts. The teen then went to his car and grabbed a bat and chain to retaliate against Toney, but an infinitely more reasonable person persuaded him to just file a report with the YMCA instead.

Toney was found innocent of indecent assault and battery on Thursday, partially because his accuser couldn’t remember details from that night—like whether he was driving a Mercedes-Benz or a Toyota Camry, two cars that look nothing at all alike.

Image via Malerush (NSFW)