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Man Whose Crotch Was Violated In Unofficial Doritos Commercial Is A Real Life Homosexual

In the user-generated Doritos ad that set the gay and advertising worlds on fire (no, not the pool boy one), personal trainer George King appears to be on the receiving end of a hand job from a sauna mate. But the guy just wanted what was between George’s legs: a bag of yum. Turns out George, whose body fits his job description, is a big gay — and has no problem with the spot’s homoerotic and overtones and donkey dong stereotype. Says George about the ad’s critics: “Lighten up.” AND EAT SOME CHIPS! Actually don’t. A personal trainer would never recommend that.

By:           JD
On:           Feb 6, 2011
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  • 10 Comments
    • Jackson
      Jackson

      I hoped and suspected. He was just too hot to be straight. Now, if only they’d air the commercial.

      Feb 6, 2011 at 4:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jaroslaw
      Jaroslaw

      Yah, Jackson, there are no super-hot, handsome muscular straight guys…..

      Feb 6, 2011 at 8:12 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jack E. Jett
      Jack E. Jett

      Must ead Dornitos now!

      Feb 7, 2011 at 12:07 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jeff K.
      Jeff K.

      He’d be a real hottie, but I prefer my men to have their hair on their scalp rather than their jaw.

      Feb 7, 2011 at 8:05 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Josh Kincade
      Josh Kincade

      He is a HOT HOT gorgeous hunk of man

      Feb 7, 2011 at 10:02 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • redball
      redball

      Oh this kinda just makes my day, actually! He is FOINE, Sweet Lordy Jesus.

      Feb 7, 2011 at 1:59 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • alan brickman
      alan brickman

      He will get a lot more dates…bring back morning goods!!

      Feb 7, 2011 at 7:39 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • Jaroslaw
      Jaroslaw

      How in the world is he single?

      Feb 7, 2011 at 10:42 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • redball
      redball

      @Jaroslaw: Was thinking the same thing! I really have to guess that he just got out of a relationship…otherwise, my brain cannot compute. A sexy bitch like that don’t stay single for long (barring other perhaps less visible issues like severe untreated mental illness….)!

      Feb 8, 2011 at 12:38 am · @ReplyReply to this comment ·
    • CeCe
      CeCe

      dang the hot guys usually want a boyfriend too whats a girl to do you guys are taking our men

      Feb 17, 2011 at 2:58 pm · @ReplyReply to this comment ·

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