We don't want to call Matt Sanchez a liar, but we've just been reading over Joe.My.God's short interview with the gay porn star-turned-conservative soldier and we can't help but feeling that something's rotten in the state of Douchemark.
As we mentioned yesterday, our friend Andy Towle claims to have dated the icon formerly known as Rod Majors. Sanchez, however, insists he's straight as an arrow:
JMG: Do you consider yourself gay?SANCHEZ: Boyfriends: 0 Fiance: 2 Wife: 1. I'd say I'm pretty bad at being gay.
Hmm, either Towle's confused (which we doubt) or Sanchez is a total phony. Oh, wait, we knew that already. Of course, there's always the possibility that Sanchez didn't consider poor Towle a "boyfriend", but just a fuck buddy. Sorry, Towle, but something tells us you'll survive.
Sanchez may not be a cocksucker (except when he's getting paid…and filmed), but he does support Ann Coulter's recent faggot flinging:
I personally wouldn't have used the word faggot in public like that. That said, Ann made a joke and that's just what she does. I wouldn't want her right to speak breached in any way. The complaints from all these pissed off people is hilarious. I know Ann gets a kick out of being a provocateur, and these hissyfits will probably figure in her next article.
That is if there is a next article…
Oh - and, yes, Sanchez has a book in the works. No, he doesn't want to talk about it.
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/sarcasm I love the way the Coulter woman can say the word faggot, and while some get upset, many rush to her defense. Freedom of speech, blah blah blah conservativecakes. Meanwhile, someone like . . . Michael Whateverhisnameis (Kramer) says "nigger" and is IMMEDIATELY boycotted, chastized, blacklisted, etc. /end sarcasm
Coulter isn't all that bad. If it wasn't for her, how could mounted police navigate the streets of Manhattan? How could couples gallop romantically down a beach, saturated by the warmth of a setting sun? In fact, I daresay without the likes of Coulter, the west couldn't have been won. And when she breaks a leg, I will - with tears in my eyes - reluctantly bear the burden of shooting the poor nag…
What an asshole. He liked gay men enough to have sex with them, now he's trahsing us. As I wrote an another forum; when his "I'm a persecuated marine" thing peters out, he'll jump on the ex-gay bandwagon and ride that like it's an insatiable bottom.
If he wants to speak out against his percieved injustices, then fine. But to trash gays is just beyond the pale. What does he expect from his fans? He turned on them, not the other way around.
"Rod Majors" is "Matt Sanchez"? Maybe. The photos I've seen of "Rod Majors" (sans clothing) show a person who bears a close facial resemblance to "Matt Sanchez," but it's no certainty that they are one and the same person.
How convenient that some articles refer to plastic surgery — presumably above the waist.
Personally, I think Ann Coulter is a transsexual! Get a load of that Adam's Apple! Are you listening, Shawn Hannity?!!!
I THINK ROD MAJORS IS TOTALY HOT. I HAVE THE ORIGINAL MAGAZINE THAT HE APPEARED IN, SAVAGE MALE (APRIL 1995.) HE IS A TOTAL TOP AND VERY MASCULINE.
My pile of soon-to-be-published-books-to-be-burned keeps getting bigger. btw… I love Cullan's Coulter-horse comments.
Sanchez didn't take offense to Coulter's 'faggot' remark. That's mighty 'white' of him. I wonder if he'd feel just as generous if Coulter had referred to Edwards as a 'dumb 'spic'.
Why no one takes the gay press seriously? Because they don't bother with the facts, they just want to prove their "I'm a victim" argument.
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