Disgraced Floridian Republican lawmaker Bob Allen, who resigned last year after being found guilty of soliciting gay sex and offering a cop $20 to blow him, has filed an appeal to clear his now smeared name. “We’ve got to persevere because we were right,” said the righteous Allen. Meanwhile, his wife’s trying to get into the political game by running for supervisor of elections. [WKMG and WESH]
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Dom
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seitan-on-a-stick
Then there is the Florida’s closeted Gay Governor Charlie Crist on John McCain’s shortlist of vice-presidential hopefuls. Hmmm, Florida versus a Gay Scandal? Sounds like another GOP tempest brewing. Florida! Florida! Florida! So Gay they shrieked it’s name thrice.
abelincoln
Hmmm, it sounds like maybe Allen here read the soon-to-be released instruction manual that Larry Craig wrote on how to try to vindicate ones self from a gay scandal. I think the book needs to go back to the editor a few more times.
FreeMe
Can you really get a blow job for $20 in Florida? Wow! Cheaper than a movie date.