Morning Goods: Justin Theroux
It’s sick how much we want to fuck Justin Theroux. No, seriously, we’ve been considering psychiatric help…
You may recognize him from Mulholland Drive, Charlies Angels 2, or, perhaps from The Broken Hearts Club (to name a few).
He played gay in the latter. We’ve heard conflicting reports of his sexuality, so if anyone wants to shed some light on whether or not Mr. Theroux likes a bit of penis play, please don’t be shy…(And if Theroux or any of his friends are reading this, tell him we’ll give him a reduced rate for our particular mode of sluttery…)
Well, a good lady friend of mine who went to college with Theroux once had a very spicy encounter with him, so I don’t think he’s a Kinsey six. Can’t offer any input as to whether he might swing both ways, though.
hands off, kids. i saw him first!
this entry looks like my homage to him on his birthday…
http://rebelprince26.livejournal.com/149126.html
he has a long term girlfriend, so no. i don’t think he’s totally gay. maybe a little…
Hmmm. Just one Six Feet Under screencap, and not even one of the nude ones.
Naked French horn rules!
Just in time for Halloween— Dracula returns from the grave shorter and more prissy looking than ever. This guy Bela and Liberace must be related.
If he wasn’t wearing a prosthetic while doing that nude scene in Six Feet Under, he was very well-endowed as well…
But for some reason I don’t find these pics as flattering as seeing him on film.